SNL: Weekend Update

[Rhiannon12866]

Catholic Church Elects First American Pope, Trump Wants to Reopen Alcatraz

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like air traffic controllers at Newark Airport losing contact with planes trying to land.





The Movie Guy on Upcoming Summer Blockbusters

The Movie Guy (Marcello Hernández) stops by Weekend Update to talk about upcoming summer blockbusters.





Lamborghini Yacht Sinks in Miami, US Navy Loses Second Fighter Jet

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like K-Pop star Lisa of Blackpink wearing an outfit that featured images of Rosa Parks on her bodysuit at the Met Gala.





A Guy Who Just Walked Into a Spiderweb on Trump's Tariffs

A Guy Who Just Walked Into a Spiderweb (Mikey Day) stops by Weekend Update to discuss how Trump's tariffs will affect consumers.





Dianne, The Mom Who's Only Read About New York on Facebook, Gives Tourists Tips

Dianne, the mom who's only read about New York on Facebook (Heidi Gardner), stops by Weekend Update to give tips on how to survive The Big Apple.

[markodochartaigh]

1. No woke Catholics?

Can it be that the Frs. Berrigan, Dorothy Day, the whole Catholic Worker movement are not as Catholic as Bishop Strickland, JD Vance, and opus "dei"?

[multigraincracker]

2. Thanks again.

Your post make my Sunday mornings.

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Awww, thanks! And we sure need all the humor we can get these days!

[littlemissmartypants]

4. I fell asleep during movie guy...

Nollie woke me up at 0530 yesterday. Now, I'm awake since two. She's not feeling well for some reason that I can't figure out.

She's been sleeping on my head on the pillow and I'm lying here shopping for neck gaiters for my protest uniform while her tummy makes loud noises.

How are you, Rhi?



❤️

[Rhiannon12866]

5. Yikes! I sure hope that you'll both be okay!

And I'm getting sleepy so I'm getting ready to call it a "night." My little Nicky sees something out of the glass door to outdoors so I keep getting up and looking outside with a flashlight, but there's nothing there, at least that I can see.

[littlemissmartypants]

6. She's teething so she's been fussy. I'm okay with a cat nap here and there.

I hope you can get some rest. Hopefully, whatever Nicky is protecting you from is a big moth or beetle. They are so super at taking care of us.

Sweet dreams!

❤️

[Rhiannon12866]

7. Thanks!

I don't need to be anywhere tomorrow till 7pm, so I should be able to sleep late - just have to make sure that Nicky has everything he needs. Though if I can't find him, he's usually behind the curtain keeping both eyes on whatever is going on with the squirrels and the birds.

[littlemissmartypants]

8. ❤️

[underpants]

9. "...something so juvenile "

Ouch.

[yorkster]

10. Like Michael Che but can we finally dispense

with cheap shots about Biden, his age, his speech patterns, etc.?
Most of this was very funny and much appreciated. Thanks.