Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/14/2025

[Rhiannon12866]

Trump Suffers From Size Envy | Qatar's Gift Plane Will Cost U.S. Over $1 Billion | EWR In Crisis

Trump feels inadequate when he sees an airplane bigger than Air Force One, U.S. taxpayers will spend more than one billion dollars to retrofit the free plane he's accepting as a gift from Qatar, and people are scared to fly out of Newark Airport after a slew of dangerous air traffic control mishaps.





More Show: "Meatwhile" With Cedric The Entertainer And Anthony Anderson For Arby's

Got a napkin? Anthony Anderson and Cedric The Entertainer came prepared in case things get messy when pairing their AC Barbecue sauces with Arby's new Slow Smoked BBQ Sandwiches. Try both today at Arby's!





Meanwhile... Giving Birth On A Plane | Where Echidnas Come From | Talk To Animals Using AI

Meanwhile... An airline passenger gave birth mid-flight, scientists believe they've figured out the origin of the echidna, and AI might soon be able to translate animal sounds into human language.





Sec. Duffy: Newark Airport Is Safe Enough For YOUR Family

Should we be concerned that the Secretary of Transportation changed his wife's flight to avoid the air traffic control woes at Newark Airport?

[trusty elf]

1. That plane could be called "Hair Farce One" or maybe "Ear Farce One".

[Rhiannon12866]

4. "With friends like these..."

Traditionally, when a new president takes office, his first "foreign" trip is to our closest neighbor and ally, Canada! However, not only has TFG repeatedly attacked Canada, but BOTH times, his first visit was to Saudi Arabia, home of the 9/11 hijackers and the brutal murder of an American journalist. What does that tell us??

[Fritz Walter]

2. It has been DECADES since I visited an Arby's!

After watching the "Meatwhile" segment, that might just change this weekend!

[Rhiannon12866]

5. Wishing you the best in finding one, there are no Arby's in my part of New York...

Hoping that there's one in your neck-of-the-woods!

[MagaSmash]

3. Large Penis Force One.