Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/2/2025

[Rhiannon12866]

Trump Uses The Shutdown To Punish Dems | Vance: We're Having A Good Time | Catching The A.I. Bug

Trump is using the government shutdown to punish anyone who didn't vote for him, J.D. Vance loves memes so we made a special one just for him, and Stephen Colbert checks in on some well-known people who are dipping their toes in the artificial intelligence pool.





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[trusty elf]

1. drumpf droppings

[some_of_us_are_sane]

2. "TURD REICH" ....THE BEST!

Thank you, trusty elf!

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Yikes!

My only question is whether he drew in those crowds with a Sharpie??

[burrowowl]

10. Did you do this or where did you find it, would like a copy!

[trusty elf]

11. I'm the culprit. Feel free to take it.

If you see the bone spur logo, you'll know it's mine.

or this rolled up Forbes magazine.

There's a whole iconography.

[some_of_us_are_sane]

3. Colbert is the country's PICK ME UP

THANKS SO MUCH FOR THIS. Especially with the ending of J.D. humping the sofa. LOL!!!!

[Uncle Joe]

5. When Colbert makes that joke

about J.D. Vance as "beardo," it struck me that perhaps Hegseth called the generals and admirals from around the world just to send a subliminal message to the Vice-President.

[Rhiannon12866]

6. Good point!

Plus he seems to forget that both General Grant and President Lincoln both had beards...

[Uncle Joe]

7. So I'm wondering if that's the case, why would he do that?

Would there be a brewing movement among the cabinet for the 25th Amendment, that perhaps Hegseth opposes?

[Rhiannon12866]

8. I see what you mean, TFG has gone completely off his rocker - especially with those AI videos

And Hegseth may oppose that because he wants to keep his undeserved job.

[burrowowl]

9. Thanks for the laughs!