Kimmel: Trump Calls for Jimmy Kimmel to Be Fired Again, Threatens Members of Congress & Signs Epstein Bill

[TexasTowelie]

Jimmy woke up this morning to Donald Trump once again posting that Jimmy should be fired again, his minions at the FCC are now launching what they call a review of the relationship between networks and TV affiliates, Newsmax defended Trump against the idea that Jimmy would in any way connect him to the Epstein files, Trump was not invited to Dick Cheney’s memorial this morning, he did finally sign the bill to release the Epstein files, the Justice Department now has 30 days to release the files, a group of six Democrat lawmakers made a video reminding members of the Armed Forces that they are not required to follow illegal orders, Trump mused that this was “seditious” behavior punishable by death, First Lady Melania Trump was in North Carolina to rally the Marines, Trump is set to meet with the incoming Mayor of New York Zohran Mamdani, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

[Klarkashton]

1. Getting to the time that nobody cares what that asshole says.

[msongs]

2. the bit in the oval office was quite amazing. they should make a how it was made vid

[callous taoboy]

3. Kimmel is a national treasure.

The Oval Office bit was a thing of beauty.