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Blue Owl

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7. This post seems like a big juicy low hanging softball that needs a limerick....

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Thu Jul 24, 2025, 07:20 PM

Jul 24

There once was a crowd in Nantucket,
Who told J.D. Vance to go suck it,
They jeered at the slouch,
Who hid behind a couch,
But then decided he'd rather fuck it.

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Nantucke welcomes JD Vance [View all] struggle4progress Jul 24 OP

Excellent. Interesting a "right of center" vet speaking out against dump SheltieLover Jul 24 #1

Vice Pedophile J.D. Vance Blue Owl Jul 24 #2

Thank you SuzyandPuffpuff Jul 24 #3

I wonder if some prominent figure will croak after couch fucker visits? SheltieLover Jul 24 #4

See recently added limerick in post #7 Blue Owl Jul 24 #8

Thx! SheltieLover Jul 24 #10

Fabulous malaise Jul 24 #5

Hey Malaise Blue Owl Jul 24 #17

Bwaaaaah malaise Jul 24 #18

Love this gal but who is she? vapor2 Jul 24 #6

Angela has a Permaculture YouTube channel MagickMuffin Jul 25 #23

This post seems like a big juicy low hanging softball that needs a limerick.... Blue Owl Jul 24 #7

Well done, Owl! SheltieLover Jul 24 #11

Thank you, SheltieLover -- that one kinda wrote itself Blue Owl Jul 24 #13

I know the feeling very well SheltieLover Jul 24 #14

The mere mention of the word "Nantucket" summons up a limerick! Blue Owl Jul 24 #16

It did for me too! SheltieLover Jul 24 #21

Excellent malaise Jul 24 #19

Does Usha let her daughter hang with t? cbabe Jul 24 #9

Good question! Blue Owl Jul 24 #12

Usha is married to beardo, so who knows what she considers normal? SheltieLover Jul 24 #15

There once was a Vance from Nantucket that took a couch into a thicket to fuck it.. madinmaryland Jul 24 #20

At :50, reading from the Cape Cod Times, she calls him "President JD Vance". Totally Tunsie Jul 24 #22

Memories... DET Jul 25 #24