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ShazzieB

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61. Pretty sure that's a he.

Fri Aug 1, 2025, 05:11 PM

Aug 1

Moose cows don't have antlers. But they can be just as dangerous as the males, especially if they think their calf is being threatened.

Moose are not generally aggressive toward humans unless they feel threatened, but they're unpredictable and can turn on a dime from looking half asleep to full on charging. And they are FAST, in addition to being very large and strong.

Come to think of it, being trampled by a moose would be a very fitting end for Schlump, considering his complete and utter disdain for animals of all kinds! (Aside from his very fake concern for the birds and whales that he claims are being threatened by windmills, lol.)

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Aug 1 OP

Keel hauled by a cargo ship bound for Canada from Mexico? malaise Aug 1 #1

I used to feel guilty when I asked myself the same question about my father no_hypocrisy Aug 1 #2

I was surprised as a child that other children's parents didn't drink beer all day long. twodogsbarking Aug 1 #14

... SheltieLover Aug 1 #26

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Heaved into a dumpster by an end loader after falling asleep in public once too often? SheltieLover Aug 1 #3

You're working overtime, as usual surfered Aug 1 #17

Thx, but not working ot. SheltieLover Aug 1 #23

I gotta get me some of those muses. surfered Aug 1 #54

Anytime would be good...just sayin' Rver Aug 1 #4

C'mon CHF. Dulcinea Aug 1 #64

No but malaise Aug 1 #5

Just saw this on bluesky IcyPeas Aug 1 #6

Perfect malaise Aug 1 #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Aug 1 #7

What is the new tariff on your bubbly? malaise Aug 1 #12

Welll, it was purchased before the tariff terrors, so I am not sure. niyad Aug 1 #35

Just as long as you don't need to use a Swiss Army Knife corkscrew to open it! GopherGal Aug 1 #56

Believe me, I have multiple kinds of openers, none of which, other than my niyad Aug 1 #58

It should be cold enough by niw surfered Aug 1 #18

Yes, since I am not making popsicles with it like some do. Bloody waste! niyad Aug 1 #36

Soon... SheltieLover Aug 1 #19

Today would be nice. We would have much for which to be thankful niyad Aug 1 #38

Right fucking now would work! Mimosas would be great! SheltieLover Aug 1 #44

Mimosas would be perfect! niyad Aug 1 #45

Is it a big celebration? SheltieLover Aug 1 #46

It is the first harvest celebration, giving thanks for good crops and niyad Aug 1 #48

Sounds delightful! SheltieLover Aug 1 #50

This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Aug 1 #49

When that day finally comes... Dulcinea Aug 1 #65

Sounds very much like what several of us have planned! niyad Aug 1 #66

"Shot by another pimp for poaching?" ecstatic Aug 1 #8

Update...Grim Reaper says... MiHale Aug 1 #9

Had to find out for himself if the refrigerator light goes out when the door is closed. twodogsbarking Aug 1 #11

ROFL malaise Aug 1 #13

Hope springs eternal Blue Ozarks Aug 1 #15

Nope Gimpyknee Aug 1 #16

Good morning Gimpyknee malaise Aug 1 #21

Not yet, but another day closer. Joinfortmill Aug 1 #20

Gnawed by a colony of beavers, trampled by a herd of moose surfered Aug 1 #22

Save your breath. Nope, he has no decency, not one shred. SheltieLover Aug 1 #24

Irate Canadians surfered Aug 1 #27

Lol, never mess with a moose. Dave Bowman Aug 1 #30

Quite a magnificent creature! SheltieLover Aug 1 #34

Pretty sure that's a he. ShazzieB Aug 1 #61

Lol. Thx. I thought I'd read that females grow antlers too. SheltieLover Aug 1 #63

International hero status if they pull it off! SheltieLover Aug 1 #39

Choked to death on a McNugget last night. nt doc03 Aug 1 #28

His rotting brain was leaking from his ears so he's dead, Jim. Dave Bowman Aug 1 #29

Ok... littlemissmartypants Aug 1 #31

Good morning, Pants! SheltieLover Aug 1 #41

🌞 morning, SL! ... littlemissmartypants Aug 1 #47

Lol SheltieLover Aug 1 #51

Today's meme CaptainTruth Aug 1 #32

Snicker! niyad Aug 1 #40

Wahahahaha! SheltieLover Aug 1 #42

Perished in the great Ballroom Blitzkrieg of 2025 Blue Owl Aug 1 #33

Excellent! SheltieLover Aug 1 #43

King Edward II. Marcuse Aug 1 #37

Not yet, damn, but , we are a day closer. republianmushroom Aug 1 #52

This message was self-deleted by its author republianmushroom Aug 1 #53

"But of course Stephen Miller would be gifted an ALBINO crocodile--Don't worry he's securely contained..." hlthe2b Aug 1 #55

Looks like Bestie Jeffrey is calling him😀 malaise Aug 1 #57

Well, that was definitely a tic... (MAGA claiming he just hit the podium, uh huh) hlthe2b Aug 1 #59

Tick tock malaise Aug 1 #60

No such luck! 🤬 ShazzieB Aug 1 #62