So this just happened

[TlalocW]

I was at the little restaurant in my grocery store eating abd scrolling when a man in his 60s came up to me.

Him: Reading the news?
Me (assuming he's normal): Some. Looking at messages, etc.
Him: Saw where they took Biden to the hospital?
Me (once again assuming he's normal): Oh? I knew his cancer numbers weren't good. Did something happen?
Him: No, he just couldn't stop Putin (pootin')
Me (taking a second to try and get the joke as it's just a bad play on words): Why don't you fuck off?
Him: You've got a nasty mouth.
Me: Aw, widdle MAGA bitchboy don't wike it? (pretending to rub my eyes)

He just stares at me angry then walks away.