Anybody Almost Get Raptured Yesterday?

[kentuck]

9. Yeah... I'm up here.

What a rush! I left a note with my car to give it to good will. It's not worth very much.

The streets are paved with 24carat gold. It's almost as gaudy as the White House.

The people are all walking around singing and playing their harps and other instruments. They all are wearing these long flowing gowns made of silk and in various colors.

I met this very old man with a beard down to the bottom of his throne. It was flowing like silver water and not one hair was out of place. He had a captivating smile. He said his name was God.

I asked if they had any McDonald's cheeseburgers? A couple of beautiful angels said they were at the other place. It was much hotter than Heaven.