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9. I once dreamed we started a war with Canada, and THEY WON!

Reply to sinkingfeeling (Reply #6)

Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:29 AM

19 hrs ago

The result was Heaven on Earth. The Canadian Army was going door to door, asking for contributions. When the door was opened, the two Canadian soldiers stood a few feet outside the door, respectfully smiling. "Good morning, we are from the Canadian Army, and we are here to loot for a charity fund. Please, have you anything to contribute?"

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Tucker Carlson Says the U.S. Should Invade Canada [View all] Swede 21 hrs ago OP

Yikes! Mike Nelson 21 hrs ago #1

Turkey Carlson Rebl2 21 hrs ago #2

Another example of what happens when conservative "influencers" BOSSHOG 21 hrs ago #3

For what? To protect the local maple syrup growers in Vermont? DFW 20 hrs ago #4

I have been convinced he is being extorted by the Russians. everyonematters 20 hrs ago #5

I vote that Canada should invade the US and drive the regime into exile. sinkingfeeling 20 hrs ago #6

I once dreamed we started a war with Canada, and THEY WON! raging moderate 19 hrs ago #9

Tucker should be the point man during the first attack. Dan 19 hrs ago #7

OMG 😳 these people 😡😡😡 TommieMommy 19 hrs ago #8

This dude's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. n/t Jacson6 19 hrs ago #10

The cheese... GiqueCee 17 hrs ago #11

Another dumbfuck "patriot" who doesn't know American history. Aristus 17 hrs ago #12

Hey Tucker! You lead the way with your pistol. Get out in front of your troops with a target on you saying SHOOT ME 1ST Wonder Why 16 hrs ago #13

We tried that once. Johonny 16 hrs ago #14

Join the infantry and lead the way, fucker Mysterian 16 hrs ago #15

Seriously PatSeg 16 hrs ago #17

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson TBF 16 hrs ago #16

Invade them & do what, area51 16 hrs ago #18