I've seen this clinical course many times:

[Ocelot II]

2. It's not happening fast enough.

Apparently some people are able to continue to move around, however feebly, and exhibit occasional brief flashes of sentience - or at least the ability to make enough word-adjacent sounds with their faces that some others believe they are speaking. It would be nice to have enough of a timetable that I have a chance of winning a deadpool, but I know it doesn't work that way. There will probably be a "Weekend at Bernie's" episode before it's all said and done and we can have the big party.