Why is Vance doing this presser?....is the actual president too busy

[Volaris]

failing his monthly dementia test?

Did PSec Leavitt prematurely burst into flames for the lies she was gonna tell this morning?

Is Stephen Miller not able to leave his coffin until sundown?

Is Suzy Wiles at her desk, halfway through her second Weekly Office Bottle of Bourbon (I would be)?

Obviously, the DHS SEC is busy managing her stress by strangling some puppies this afternoon, and Bovino is busy jerking off listening to the death whimpers...

Or is this white house now just an understaffed fucking daycare for the worst political monsters this nation has ever created?
Because I'm pretty sure, that at the end of the day, even Jefferson Davis was willing to cop to the attack on Ft. Sumpter..