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28. There are times I'm convinced that TSF's coronary health is God's judgement on us, and not in a good way

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 08:27 PM

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either. If so many American voters hadn’t chosen to be cruel, hateful, or lazy, someone wouldn’t have been re-elected in 2024 because he’d either be dead or incapacitated from a stroke or a coronary event. As a result we’ve got him as a scourge (For some reason, God has chosen not to inflict a plague of frogs, which I would have found preferable). As a result, TSF seems to pursue his current diet and most of his biological processes continue to chug along, unlike many of us on both sides of the political spectrum, who’d either be in serious medical trouble or lying under a white sheet and waiting for an embalmer.

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