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Jedi Guy

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25. They're ugly as a hatful of busted assholes.

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 10:27 AM

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Having ridden in one, their only saving grace is the neat bells and whistles, which other Tesla vehicles probably have. The full 360° 3D image of the vehicle's surroundings is particularly cool, in my opinion.

Even so, I'd never drop the kind of money it takes to buy one, especially since up here in Canada there have been reports of the body panels falling off because the adhesive can't stand up to the cold in winter.

Ah well, we can always reminisce about how Musk bragged about the "reinforced" windows during the reveal and then broke one with a thrown rock.

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I saw my first Tesla Cyber Truck yesterday. They're even uglier in real life. [View all] Miles Archer Saturday OP

I saw my first cybertruck about a month ago--and It was ugly IMHO!! riversedge Saturday #1

Makes you wonder what kind of person PatSeg Saturday #38

Saw one the other day when I was riding around with my parents. Haggard Celine Saturday #2

You mentioned a very important point that I had not even considered. niyad Saturday #21

It looks like some weird monstrosity some 12 year old boy dreamed up in his bedroom one night. paleotn Saturday #3

Yes, the designer's mental and emotional LR3 Saturday #12

I've seen four or five of them this fall, though none recently. They're startlingly ugly. Ocelot II Saturday #4

Some guy in my area drives one around. Looks like a dumpster on wheels. That's allegorical oracle Saturday #5

Dumpster on wheels is exactly what came to yorkster Saturday #10

Dumpster on Wheels (even confuses raccoons). waterwatcher123 Saturday #6

I see one every couple months or so Diamond_Dog Saturday #7

they are fairly common in CFL. (why I don't know) Conjuay Saturday #23

I have to laugh every time I see one. sop Saturday #8

I guess some people have money to burn! Diamond_Dog Saturday #37

We have one that I see near our neighborhood. The Madcap Saturday #9

Raccoons think they are dumpsters. niyad Saturday #19

Insuring your Cybertruck/Tesla. Norrrm Saturday #11

Well, raccoons think they are dumpsters. niyad Saturday #20

Soon to be a rare classic, or not so classic. multigraincracker Saturday #13

You should see the drivers C_U_L8R Saturday #14

They are so ugly. nt mcar Saturday #15

And dangerous. niyad Saturday #17

The windows are so dark and oddly angled, mcar Saturday #30

We have three going through my neighborhood on a regular basis. niyad Saturday #16

First time I saw one a few years ago I thought it was a storm chaser for a tornado Tribetime Saturday #18

They look like they were designed by a 10 year old who likes to play with a ruler and a Sharpie. Ping Tung Saturday #22

Or... NJCher Saturday #26

I remember the first time I saw them. I was standing on a corner, niyad Saturday #24

They're ugly as a hatful of busted assholes. Jedi Guy Saturday #25

They're garbage. Dave Bowman Saturday #27

Yeah, they're clearly from someone who saw Syd Mead concept art from the 60s and 70s but... JHB Saturday #28

FYI, just read last week that the woman who did that painting had just died. The article allegorical oracle Saturday #36

I saw my first one a few days ago. Impossibly ugly. Polly Hennessey Saturday #29

Have seen 2 of them here in borderlands town Attilatheblond Saturday #31

"Just another imbecile cult member." Yeah, that is a statement I guess. flvegan Saturday #32

They look like a cheap prop from a bad 1950s sci-fi flick. 3catwoman3 Saturday #33

A few months ago, one drove past murielm99 Saturday #34

I saw one a couple of months ago, taking up four spaces MineralMan Saturday #35

Can't understand spending that much money on a vehicle... Paladin Saturday #39

Horrible deprecation now. The trucks are almost worthless because they are not wanted. Melon Saturday #40

Epic flop RoseTrellis Saturday #41