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mysteryowl

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38. TO: All protest staff

Sun Feb 8, 2026, 12:25 PM

9 hrs ago

TO: All protest staff
FROM: Joyce

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"I am the payroll accountant for professional protestors in Minnesota, and I am swamped" By John Moe [View all] mysteryowl 11 hrs ago OP

I know the feeling. I'm in charge of mailing out Antifa membership kits. surfered 11 hrs ago #1

Loved the timesheet warnings, and the CEO of Antifa reference. dem4decades 11 hrs ago #2

Delish malaise 11 hrs ago #3

Good One! Faux pas 11 hrs ago #4

Conservatives will believe any lie, especially if it involves Soros. Norrrm 11 hrs ago #5

... mysteryowl 10 hrs ago #13

To: All protest staff mysteryowl 11 hrs ago #6

LMAO surfered 11 hrs ago #7

Hilarious. LoisB 11 hrs ago #8

im ceo of humor AllaN01Bear 10 hrs ago #9

🤣 mwmisses4289 10 hrs ago #10

Very funny PatSeg 10 hrs ago #11

... mysteryowl 10 hrs ago #14

roberts, kavanaugh, barrett all derailed 2000 Marthe48 10 hrs ago #25

Nixon, too. enigmania 8 hrs ago #53

Oh yes, Nixon too PatSeg 7 hrs ago #57

Actually, there is another, compelling reason -- Uglicans CAN'T get crowds of protesters, or even attendees, WITHOUT eppur_se_muova 7 hrs ago #59

Oh yeah, $50 a head as a recall PatSeg 6 hrs ago #61

Do not circulate this -- we do not need this even if someone thinks it's funny -- DELETE THIS AverageOldGuy 10 hrs ago #12

Yes it is funny mysteryowl 10 hrs ago #15

If there are any paid influencers popsdenver 9 hrs ago #33

Yes, great example! mysteryowl 9 hrs ago #37

YES!!! niyad 9 hrs ago #43

Ridicule is an effective weapon Tasmanian Devil 10 hrs ago #18

Most MAGAots popsdenver 9 hrs ago #39

Cowering in fear of what those scum will do or say is EXACTLY what they want. niyad 10 hrs ago #28

I will say, that although your comment will not be supported here, I can say thank you. mysteryowl 9 hrs ago #36

I kinda hope it does show up on the Fox "news" Sewer FoxNewsSucks 4 hrs ago #65

"Hectic as heck" progressoid 10 hrs ago #16

... mysteryowl 10 hrs ago #17

It helps to read it in a "Fargo" accent. progressoid 7 hrs ago #55

... orangecrush 10 hrs ago #19

"The government has been unable to find evidence that you are paid protestors or even any records of our organization. " IronLionZion 10 hrs ago #20

... mysteryowl 10 hrs ago #21

K&R...nt Wounded Bear 10 hrs ago #22

Hot dish for the win! Soul_of_Wit 10 hrs ago #23

The author must be from Minnesota! mysteryowl 10 hrs ago #26

I tell the MAGA doubters that it was the easiest $1000 I ever made. TheRickles 10 hrs ago #24

Brilliant! Raven123 10 hrs ago #29

This looks like something Garrison Keller would write. mysteryowl 10 hrs ago #27

Who are Repubs going to blame for everything when Soros dies? ShazzieB 9 hrs ago #30

They'll say, "But is he REALLY dead?" Wednesdays 7 hrs ago #58

They should be careful popsdenver 9 hrs ago #31

See post 28 niyad 9 hrs ago #34

Yup popsdenver 9 hrs ago #42

Dear Goddess, those are hilarious!!! Thank you! I see where Meow Miix niyad 9 hrs ago #32

I can't stop laughing! mysteryowl 9 hrs ago #41

Hey, at least Antifa actually PAYS the people it contracts with, and NOT with crypto! generalbetrayus 9 hrs ago #35

TO: All protest staff mysteryowl 9 hrs ago #38

Antifa affiliate. Historic NY 9 hrs ago #40

Author of these hilarious writings... mysteryowl 9 hrs ago #44

I am passing the link on to my groups here, as well. niyad 9 hrs ago #45

It should be shared far and wide. mysteryowl 9 hrs ago #46

Doing my small share! niyad 9 hrs ago #47

Yes, he is a brilliant paid agitator. He doesn't see his contract mandating organizing. mjvpi 8 hrs ago #52

As one of the original writers of the Constitution, let me say that I may have made a typo allowing Wonder Why 8 hrs ago #48

I can't even get my group past the mission statement. The committee has agreed on a 15 page maximum, but then....... mjvpi 8 hrs ago #49

Satire goes right over the head of Figarosmom 8 hrs ago #50

I'm still waiting for my non-existent paycheck Dr. T 8 hrs ago #51

Sorry but this is stupid. drray23 8 hrs ago #54

Mcsweeneys is a national treasure Layzeebeaver 7 hrs ago #56

"Your union classifies all this as regional theater." ROFL Beartracks 7 hrs ago #60

MAGAts will hold this up as proof NameAlreadyTaken 6 hrs ago #62

That was pretty great! mahina 4 hrs ago #63

Poor Joyce! She's not getting the cooperation she needs from those employees! liberalla 4 hrs ago #64

Awesome! nt Exp 3 hrs ago #66

Well, I'm in St. Cloud MN liberalhistorian 3 hrs ago #67

Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department? yellow dahlia 2 hrs ago #68

Funny, but...... SCantiGOP 1 hr ago #69