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liberalhistorian

(20,903 posts)
67. Well, I'm in St. Cloud MN
Sun Feb 8, 2026, 06:42 PM
20 hrs ago

the heart of Emmer Country (unfortunately!) and I haven't received any of my promised checks yet! Even after freezing my buns off yesterday morning at the weekly ICE protest at the downtown library, thus further proving my dedication to my employment! Now how am I going to be able to afford to buy the stuff to make my MN Hotdish Surprise for the next ICE takeout meeting? What say you to that, joyce??

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I know the feeling. I'm in charge of mailing out Antifa membership kits. surfered Yesterday #1
What, no plush toy or "special gift"? n/t the nelm 5 hrs ago #71
Loved the timesheet warnings, and the CEO of Antifa reference. dem4decades Yesterday #2
Delish malaise Yesterday #3
Good One! Faux pas Yesterday #4
Conservatives will believe any lie, especially if it involves Soros. Norrrm Yesterday #5
... mysteryowl Yesterday #13
To: All protest staff mysteryowl Yesterday #6
LMAO surfered Yesterday #7
Hilarious. LoisB Yesterday #8
im ceo of humor AllaN01Bear Yesterday #9
🤣 mwmisses4289 Yesterday #10
Very funny PatSeg Yesterday #11
... mysteryowl Yesterday #14
roberts, kavanaugh, barrett all derailed 2000 Marthe48 Yesterday #25
Nixon, too. enigmania Yesterday #53
Oh yes, Nixon too PatSeg Yesterday #57
Actually, there is another, compelling reason -- Uglicans CAN'T get crowds of protesters, or even attendees, WITHOUT eppur_se_muova Yesterday #59
Oh yeah, $50 a head as a recall PatSeg Yesterday #61
Do not circulate this -- we do not need this even if someone thinks it's funny -- DELETE THIS AverageOldGuy Yesterday #12
Yes it is funny mysteryowl Yesterday #15
If there are any paid influencers popsdenver Yesterday #33
Yes, great example! mysteryowl Yesterday #37
YES!!! niyad Yesterday #43
Ridicule is an effective weapon Tasmanian Devil Yesterday #18
Most MAGAots popsdenver Yesterday #39
Cowering in fear of what those scum will do or say is EXACTLY what they want. niyad Yesterday #28
I will say, that although your comment will not be supported here, I can say thank you. mysteryowl Yesterday #36
I kinda hope it does show up on the Fox "news" Sewer FoxNewsSucks 21 hrs ago #65
"Hectic as heck" progressoid Yesterday #16
... mysteryowl Yesterday #17
It helps to read it in a "Fargo" accent. progressoid Yesterday #55
... orangecrush Yesterday #19
"The government has been unable to find evidence that you are paid protestors or even any records of our organization. " IronLionZion Yesterday #20
... mysteryowl Yesterday #21
K&R...nt Wounded Bear Yesterday #22
Hot dish for the win! Soul_of_Wit Yesterday #23
The author must be from Minnesota! mysteryowl Yesterday #26
I tell the MAGA doubters that it was the easiest $1000 I ever made. TheRickles Yesterday #24
Brilliant! Raven123 Yesterday #29
This looks like something Garrison Keller would write. mysteryowl Yesterday #27
Who are Repubs going to blame for everything when Soros dies? ShazzieB Yesterday #30
They'll say, "But is he REALLY dead?" Wednesdays Yesterday #58
They should be careful popsdenver Yesterday #31
See post 28 niyad Yesterday #34
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I can't stop laughing! mysteryowl Yesterday #41
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TO: All protest staff mysteryowl Yesterday #38
Antifa affiliate. Historic NY Yesterday #40
Author of these hilarious writings... mysteryowl Yesterday #44
I am passing the link on to my groups here, as well. niyad Yesterday #45
It should be shared far and wide. mysteryowl Yesterday #46
Doing my small share! niyad Yesterday #47
Yes, he is a brilliant paid agitator. He doesn't see his contract mandating organizing. mjvpi Yesterday #52
As one of the original writers of the Constitution, let me say that I may have made a typo allowing Wonder Why Yesterday #48
I can't even get my group past the mission statement. The committee has agreed on a 15 page maximum, but then....... mjvpi Yesterday #49
Satire goes right over the head of Figarosmom Yesterday #50
I'm still waiting for my non-existent paycheck Dr. T Yesterday #51
Sorry but this is stupid. drray23 Yesterday #54
Mcsweeneys is a national treasure Layzeebeaver Yesterday #56
"Your union classifies all this as regional theater." ROFL Beartracks Yesterday #60
MAGAts will hold this up as proof NameAlreadyTaken 23 hrs ago #62
That was pretty great! mahina 22 hrs ago #63
Poor Joyce! She's not getting the cooperation she needs from those employees! liberalla 21 hrs ago #64
Awesome! nt Exp 20 hrs ago #66
Well, I'm in St. Cloud MN liberalhistorian 20 hrs ago #67
Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department? yellow dahlia 19 hrs ago #68
Funny, but...... SCantiGOP 18 hrs ago #69
"Oprah's Very Special Protest Club." LOL JohnnyRingo 6 hrs ago #70
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