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yellow dahlia

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68. Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department?

Sun Feb 8, 2026, 07:31 PM

15 hrs ago

Mr. Dahlia and I must be sending our invoices to the wrong address. We are still waiting for our paychecks. Does anyone know if reimbursement will be quicker, if we sign up for direct deposit?

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The author must be from Minnesota! mysteryowl 23 hrs ago #26

I tell the MAGA doubters that it was the easiest $1000 I ever made. TheRickles 23 hrs ago #24

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This looks like something Garrison Keller would write. mysteryowl 23 hrs ago #27

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TO: All protest staff mysteryowl 22 hrs ago #38

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I am passing the link on to my groups here, as well. niyad 22 hrs ago #45

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I'm still waiting for my non-existent paycheck Dr. T 21 hrs ago #51

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Well, I'm in St. Cloud MN liberalhistorian 16 hrs ago #67

Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department? yellow dahlia 15 hrs ago #68

Funny, but...... SCantiGOP 14 hrs ago #69

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