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JohnnyRingo

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70. "Oprah's Very Special Protest Club." LOL

Reply to mysteryowl (Original post)

Mon Feb 9, 2026, 08:54 AM

16 hrs ago

This is all so well done.
Thanx for posting. Have a heart on me.

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"I am the payroll accountant for professional protestors in Minnesota, and I am swamped" By John Moe [View all] mysteryowl Sunday OP

I know the feeling. I'm in charge of mailing out Antifa membership kits. surfered Sunday #1

What, no plush toy or "special gift"? n/t the nelm 15 hrs ago #71

Loved the timesheet warnings, and the CEO of Antifa reference. dem4decades Sunday #2

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Good One! Faux pas Sunday #4

Conservatives will believe any lie, especially if it involves Soros. Norrrm Sunday #5

... mysteryowl Sunday #13

To: All protest staff mysteryowl Sunday #6

LMAO surfered Sunday #7

Hilarious. LoisB Sunday #8

im ceo of humor AllaN01Bear Sunday #9

🤣 mwmisses4289 Sunday #10

Very funny PatSeg Sunday #11

... mysteryowl Sunday #14

roberts, kavanaugh, barrett all derailed 2000 Marthe48 Sunday #25

Nixon, too. enigmania Sunday #53

Oh yes, Nixon too PatSeg Sunday #57

Actually, there is another, compelling reason -- Uglicans CAN'T get crowds of protesters, or even attendees, WITHOUT eppur_se_muova Sunday #59

Oh yeah, $50 a head as a recall PatSeg Sunday #61

Do not circulate this -- we do not need this even if someone thinks it's funny -- DELETE THIS AverageOldGuy Sunday #12

Yes it is funny mysteryowl Sunday #15

If there are any paid influencers popsdenver Sunday #33

Yes, great example! mysteryowl Sunday #37

YES!!! niyad Sunday #43

Ridicule is an effective weapon Tasmanian Devil Sunday #18

Most MAGAots popsdenver Sunday #39

Cowering in fear of what those scum will do or say is EXACTLY what they want. niyad Sunday #28

I will say, that although your comment will not be supported here, I can say thank you. mysteryowl Sunday #36

I kinda hope it does show up on the Fox "news" Sewer FoxNewsSucks Sunday #65

"Hectic as heck" progressoid Sunday #16

... mysteryowl Sunday #17

It helps to read it in a "Fargo" accent. progressoid Sunday #55

... orangecrush Sunday #19

"The government has been unable to find evidence that you are paid protestors or even any records of our organization. " IronLionZion Sunday #20

... mysteryowl Sunday #21

K&R...nt Wounded Bear Sunday #22

Hot dish for the win! Soul_of_Wit Sunday #23

The author must be from Minnesota! mysteryowl Sunday #26

I tell the MAGA doubters that it was the easiest $1000 I ever made. TheRickles Sunday #24

Brilliant! Raven123 Sunday #29

This looks like something Garrison Keller would write. mysteryowl Sunday #27

Who are Repubs going to blame for everything when Soros dies? ShazzieB Sunday #30

They'll say, "But is he REALLY dead?" Wednesdays Sunday #58

They should be careful popsdenver Sunday #31

See post 28 niyad Sunday #34

Yup popsdenver Sunday #42

Dear Goddess, those are hilarious!!! Thank you! I see where Meow Miix niyad Sunday #32

I can't stop laughing! mysteryowl Sunday #41

Hey, at least Antifa actually PAYS the people it contracts with, and NOT with crypto! generalbetrayus Sunday #35

TO: All protest staff mysteryowl Sunday #38

Antifa affiliate. Historic NY Sunday #40

Author of these hilarious writings... mysteryowl Sunday #44

I am passing the link on to my groups here, as well. niyad Sunday #45

It should be shared far and wide. mysteryowl Sunday #46

Doing my small share! niyad Sunday #47

Yes, he is a brilliant paid agitator. He doesn't see his contract mandating organizing. mjvpi Sunday #52

As one of the original writers of the Constitution, let me say that I may have made a typo allowing Wonder Why Sunday #48

I can't even get my group past the mission statement. The committee has agreed on a 15 page maximum, but then....... mjvpi Sunday #49

Satire goes right over the head of Figarosmom Sunday #50

I'm still waiting for my non-existent paycheck Dr. T Sunday #51

Sorry but this is stupid. drray23 Sunday #54

Mcsweeneys is a national treasure Layzeebeaver Sunday #56

"Your union classifies all this as regional theater." ROFL Beartracks Sunday #60

MAGAts will hold this up as proof NameAlreadyTaken Sunday #62

That was pretty great! mahina Sunday #63

Poor Joyce! She's not getting the cooperation she needs from those employees! liberalla Sunday #64

Awesome! nt Exp Sunday #66

Well, I'm in St. Cloud MN liberalhistorian Sunday #67

Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department? yellow dahlia Sunday #68

Funny, but...... SCantiGOP Sunday #69

"Oprah's Very Special Protest Club." LOL JohnnyRingo 16 hrs ago #70