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Orrex

(66,902 posts) Tue Feb 17, 2026, 09:42 AM Feb 17

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Bludgeoned to death by 430,000 year old wooden hammer?

Died of shock when his nose fell off?

Stroked out in rage that media outlets interrupted their coverage of him to memorialize Jesse Jackson?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Feb 17 OP

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Feb 17 #1

Soon! SheltieLover Feb 17 #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Feb 17 #2

Hold the vision! SheltieLover Feb 17 #10

We all share your dream, because it is worthy. surfered Feb 17 #19

No but malaise Feb 17 #3

Love the statue! 🤣🤣🤣 SheltieLover Feb 17 #11

The cap for this thread LetMyPeopleVote Feb 17 #4

Haha malaise Feb 17 #8

Sadly, no. But, closer, much closer. Joinfortmill Feb 17 #18

He could, unknowingly, actually help pay down the national debt. surfered Feb 17 #5

And whoever gets the beer stand concession could make a fortune. Ocelot II Feb 17 #6

🤣 surfered Feb 17 #20

Haha malaise Feb 17 #7

Eclipsed by Jesse? SheltieLover Feb 17 #12

Closer, and closer... Joinfortmill Feb 17 #13

Well, probably not our ONLY hope, but certainly one of our best ones. generalbetrayus Feb 17 #14

Unfortunately, the Grim Reaper harvested the wrong person last night Jerry2144 Feb 17 #15

Sadly, i remain frustrated by times lack of alacrity... Moostache Feb 17 #16

To all who need to put aside their disappointment... Happy Fat Tuesday-Mardi Gras! hlthe2b Feb 17 #17

LOL malaise Feb 17 #21

Today, some of my friends will be a little squirrely. surfered Feb 17 #22