It's the old, traditional 'Lick the Leader' competition!
Donny is outside - dropped trousers - clear iced surface ahead.......
'Olympic' champions crawling - hoping to get a winning record for 'time with tongue attached'.............
And in the lead, crawling up to make 'Honor for the Great One' - tongue wagging and ready for the challenge..............
(As reported by Faux Sports):
It's JD in the lead, leaving a 'mascara' trail on the ice......
And close second is Pam Blondi - but her hair keeps getting stuck in her mouth as she keeps licking wide swipes with her tongue in anticipation of planting a winning 'kiss!'
And ohh, there's Krispi Gnome, using a dog-scope to help her focus in on her target but getting slowed down by her hair attachments getting frozen to the surface!
But wait - coming up from behind (ooh, bad call there!) is Senator Lindsey - and he's just crawling ALL OVER those ahead of him and looking like another WINNER in the Golds!
AND HE WINS!!!! THE BEST 'LICK THE LEADER' in the history of the Olympics!
Said Senator Graham after his amazing win: "I knew I could "lick them all - just blew them all away!"
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