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GopherGal

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26. But if he's shaking so many hands so vigorously that it's causing them to bruise...

Reply to Orrex (Reply #25)

Wed Feb 18, 2026, 10:32 PM

Feb 18

maybe one of them will have a hand full of VX.

No? Maybe someone swaps that into his orange makeup tube. (I"m thinking once again that he must be applying it himself, as no makeup artist would do such a bad job.)

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