Observations, including Mark Hamill's, on Trump's signature

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9. How can that signature even be construed to contain a human name?

It looks like a jagged line scribbled by an aggressive toddler. I can sort of give him the starting "Do" and I can spot the ending "mp" but turning everything else into some flavor of cursive lettering seems like an unproductive exercise. And it's not like some foreign script or anything like that -- it's the pre-linguistic scribble of an insatiably sadistic soul masquerading as an angry demigod demanding sacrifice.