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Eugene

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58. ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Reply to Bobstandard (Reply #37)

Fri Mar 13, 2026, 01:28 AM

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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A "Historic Opportunity" [View all] demmiblue Mar 12 OP

Historically stupid clown show Renew Deal Mar 12 #1

Ummm okay. 😳 MustLoveBeagles Mar 12 #2

I almost JustAnotherGen Mar 12 #3

I wonder who kacekwl Mar 12 #4

Will It Be As Much modrepub Mar 12 #42

It's so crazy I can't say the words. Diamond_Dog Mar 12 #5

When I'm at a loss for words...well..ya got me on this one. BattleRow Mar 12 #45

Maybe they can get this guy too... wcmagumba Mar 12 #6

Only if "historic" means another silly photo opportunity. nt BootinUp Mar 12 #7

The Monosphere is in control - and the results are pre dick table. 617Blue Mar 12 #8

I have another name for it. bluescribbler Mar 12 #32

Of course he is. Why not? Swede Mar 12 #9

How does that find a kidnapped woman? Johonny Mar 12 #10

You properly headlock your witnesses? leftstreet Mar 12 #19

So, I guess when the FBI agents get the boot they can always Baitball Blogger Mar 12 #11

Yeah I'm certain that the FBI has extensive hand-to-hand combat training underpants Mar 12 #28

The 11 year-olds are in charge Prairie Gates Mar 12 #12

Idiocracy got the timeline wrong. alittlelark Mar 12 #13

That's what I said first time I watched it FoxNewsSucks Mar 12 #31

These clowns are a national embarrassment malaise Mar 12 #14

Every time I see FBI agents... ruet Mar 12 #15

This is The Onion, YESSSS??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion!!! niyad Mar 12 #16

How about teaching recruits... LudwigPastorius Mar 12 #17

Self-Defence Against Fresh Fruit Gaugamela Mar 12 #18

I checked and double checked to see if this was Borowitz (even though I just read today's Borowitz) or the Onion, Amaryllis Mar 12 #20

what next? UFC Night live from the White House will become a weekly thing? OGBuzz Mar 12 #21

All Circus ThoughtCriminal Mar 12 #22

They are going to train bean counters and lawyers to fight UFC style? Jacson6 Mar 12 #23

Rough times coming at FBI HQ... Buns_of_Fire Mar 12 #50

Had to google UFC. Have to do this a lot on DU. Thanks goodness for Goggle. efhmc Mar 12 #24

lolol Solly Mack Mar 12 #25

New techniques on how to body slam children and law abiding adults Deuxcents Mar 12 #26

Why not Lucha Libre wrestling training, too? They could wear those really cool masks! Ocelot II Mar 12 #27

What's the current anti-doping policy at the FBI? flvegan Mar 12 #29

I can't imagine the FBI folks being stupid enough to think this is interesting. Hope22 Mar 12 #30

All this UFC manly MMA training isn't going to stop bullets. Crowman2009 Mar 12 #33

I bet those agents can't wait to have ballsacks in their faces and some fighters have been known to shit their pants. chowder66 Mar 12 #34

Can't wait for the thumb wrestling tournaments!! chowder66 Mar 12 #35

I suppose that scrawny bug-eyed twerp thinks UFC is the height of manly manhood, Ocelot II Mar 12 #36

What will they charge for 'consulting'? Bobstandard Mar 12 #37

ding ding ding, we have a winner! Eugene Friday #58

Yes, let's sharpen our tough guy image. pandr32 Mar 12 #38

Why? C_U_L8R Mar 12 #39

Can't wait to see Beef Supreme ... sleroy49 Mar 12 #40

Just f*ck!ng ridiculous... maspaha Mar 12 #41

This maladministration thinks it's a reality television show. LoisB Mar 12 #43

Great.... multigraincracker Mar 12 #44

Frickin' show fighters Alansworld Mar 12 #46

"show fighters" LudwigPastorius Mar 12 #48

Seems like there objective is to make it look "good" for tv (assuming you think show fighting is good tv) blue_jay Mar 12 #55

Hold someone down and beat them till they tap out? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 12 #47

Kra$h Partel! Kid Berwyn Mar 12 #49

I hope the F.B.I. agents kick their ass. pwb Mar 12 #51

This is like a stale lounge act Keepthesoulalive Mar 12 #52

;-{).... Goonch Mar 12 #53

More dumbfuckery Bristlecone Mar 12 #54

They should read some books instead. IcyPeas Mar 12 #56

Overgrown 12-year-old Kash Patel announces RIDICULOUS new plan to have UFC fighters train FBI agents! LetMyPeopleVote Mar 12 #57