BREAKING!!! BOMBSHELL!!! Iranian sleeper cells are adding LSD to water supplies across the United States.

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5. How may I get some of that here?

Given the lame shit I have seen I felt extra embittered it wasn’t even fun stuff like MKUltra’s LSD and just a bunch of tacky, annoying and snoopy ai agents which make work impossible, groping male creeps, Reefer Madness fraud, space grabs and coercion..

I demand higher (!) quality human experimentation and exploitation and minus the perverts! It is my human right to be defrauded and harassed by less inane creeps!
However, I can confirm that no creeps were hurt in the making of this infomercial! Except possibly the ones into S&M, Opus Dei* (the other dei!) etc.

*: Don’t they self-flagellate or something? I could see Scalia being into that as the only prominent figure in that sect I know of. I feel nostalgic for the rubbishy old days of HW. At least nukes weren’t on one’s mind then. Good grief, what would the GOP of 2046 be like at this rate? And the technoperverts? The latter would probably successfully shill some sort of thing made of sticks and string taped together as a super-intelligent god everyone should hand any remaining resources over to. It is hardly that different from those sad LLMs asjusted for the hype. My (mostly erroneous and generally mediocre) spell check is superintelligence!