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Norrrm

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4. Classified?

Reply to QueerDuck (Original post)

Thu Mar 19, 2026, 09:24 AM

23 hrs ago

TV show - Criminal Minds... Guy at the bar impressing the babes. Tells number one he is an FBI agent. She takes him over to meet numbers two and three. They are all giddy and impressed. Number two asks if he can show them his FBI badge. He implies 'no'. Number three says - 'classified huh?' He implies 'yes'...
Number two whips out her FBI badge and asks 'does it look like this?'
Number three does the same, 'or this'?
Number one, 'or this'?...
He kinda slinks away.

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QueerDuck

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'Where did you smell war?' Markwayne Mullin grilled on overseas travel by Gary Peters at hearing [View all] QueerDuck Yesterday OP

Sounds like another stolen valor type. 617Blue Yesterday #1

That's how it sounds to me too. QueerDuck Yesterday #3

Maybe his G.I. Joe doll fell into the fireplace. Vinca Yesterday #2

Classified? Norrrm 23 hrs ago #4

He should consider pursuing a career in professional wrestling. eShirl 23 hrs ago #5

He's the type who wouldn't want to job (lose) Just_Vote_Dem 22 hrs ago #7

Classified missions have the advantage that you cannot talk about them while you brag about them. Norrrm 23 hrs ago #6