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magicarpet

(19,218 posts)
23. One of these days tfDUMP will set up a traveling consessions stand on a public sidewalk.
Tue May 5, 2026, 06:51 PM
11 hrs ago

With a card table and a hand written stand up card displayed in a stand.

The card will say,

"For $100 dollars/ just one " C" note -

you can play with , cuddle, and rub Trump's private parts."

Please move the waiting line along quickly because the Pres intends to visit 6 to ten other cities today as he tries to cash in on his office and rake in some dough.

We intend to return to this same exact location next week so we would appreciate if you told your family and friends about our - PAY for split second PLAY - with the President's button mushroom manly junk - All for only $100 dollars. No Xerox or counter fit money accepted.

Hand sanitizer will be supplied free of charge for your safety and health.
Please do not bring any battery operated vibrators or sex toys - THX.

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Are the products made in America? Norrrm 12 hrs ago #1
Sarcasm much? FakeNoose 12 hrs ago #15
their new contract with who? Takket 12 hrs ago #2
Trademark so they can sell merch AND he has to approve vendors. underpants 11 hrs ago #18
Like Trump gives a shit about the Emoluments Clause. dem4decades 12 hrs ago #3
In his dishonor, it could be renamed the "Scandal Clause". George McGovern 12 hrs ago #11
Or The President Trump Grift Gift Clause dem4decades 12 hrs ago #12
Exit through the GRIFT SHOP. yellow dahlia 11 hrs ago #16
I always felt Trump's impeachment proceedings should have been based on his many violations of this clause. TheRickles 10 hrs ago #29
The grift goes on. TomSlick 12 hrs ago #4
That pic of him makes me want to be nauseous and puke ! kimbutgar 12 hrs ago #5
It is the face of pure evil. Irish_Dem 12 hrs ago #7
He is an evil agent of satan ! kimbutgar 12 hrs ago #9
Dear lord, the hair! sheshe2 12 hrs ago #13
Puke twice and you can be a RePuke! erronis 11 hrs ago #21
What spice rub is he wearing ? nt eppur_se_muova 9 hrs ago #34
The Trump Crime Family is exempt from all US laws, constitution, ethics, etc. Irish_Dem 12 hrs ago #6
Sick fuck!! bluestarone 12 hrs ago #8
Trump enid602 12 hrs ago #10
how is this legal? BlueWaveNeverEnd 12 hrs ago #14
See reply #6, above. nt Wednesdays 7 hrs ago #40
WTAF!!!?? yellow dahlia 11 hrs ago #17
His resemblance to Jabba the Hutt will have them all paying Disney. n/t flvegan 11 hrs ago #19
So this falls on Palm Beach taxpayers, doesn't it? nt Ilsa 11 hrs ago #20
JFC, just die already!! aeromanKC 11 hrs ago #22
One of these days tfDUMP will set up a traveling consessions stand on a public sidewalk. magicarpet 11 hrs ago #23
Soon, the only jets that will be flying will be private jets 70sEraVet 11 hrs ago #24
I'm surprised the Felon hasn't tried to trademark Buddyzbuddy 11 hrs ago #25
Jesus Christ, it's Jabba the Hutt JBTaurus83 11 hrs ago #26
The right side of his face (our left) Wednesdays 7 hrs ago #43
With Cantaloupe Caligula The Corpulent... GB_RN 10 hrs ago #27
OMG 😱 I just ate dinner and now I'm literally sick 🤢 Deuxcents 10 hrs ago #28
This is such fucking bullshit. Initech 10 hrs ago #30
You do realize how your post looks on a small screen? usonian 10 hrs ago #31
He appears to be metamorphosing into a toad. tanyev 10 hrs ago #32
At first, I thought it was Jabba the Hutt Zackzzzz 9 hrs ago #33
Not For Nothin... But Donald has snake eyes.. Joinfortmill 9 hrs ago #35
Donny doesn't give a shit about which, and how many, laws he breaks sakabatou 9 hrs ago #36
There were some old men in the south side Chicago neighborhood I grew up in. Talitha 8 hrs ago #37
How soon can we get a name change for that airport? calimary 8 hrs ago #38
The Grifter-in-Chief, pimping the entire country B.See 8 hrs ago #39
I swear he looks JokeHer 7 hrs ago #41
Nobody will do anything about this LeftInTX 7 hrs ago #42
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