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In reply to the discussion: Their new contract requires the airport to purchase Trump merchandise from Trump's own licensor [View all]magicarpet
(19,218 posts)With a card table and a hand written stand up card displayed in a stand.
The card will say,
"For $100 dollars/ just one " C" note -
you can play with , cuddle, and rub Trump's private parts."
Please move the waiting line along quickly because the Pres intends to visit 6 to ten other cities today as he tries to cash in on his office and rake in some dough.
We intend to return to this same exact location next week so we would appreciate if you told your family and friends about our - PAY for split second PLAY - with the President's button mushroom manly junk - All for only $100 dollars. No Xerox or counter fit money accepted.
Hand sanitizer will be supplied free of charge for your safety and health.
Please do not bring any battery operated vibrators or sex toys - THX.