What the fuck is going on with that rats nest on his fucking head?

[Rob H.]

13. He's bilked American taxpayers out of enough money to afford

at least one toupee that looks more natural than his actual hair. They've come a long way over the years. IIRC, he has scarring on his scalp from a botched scalp reduction so he can't shave his head.

Disclaimer: His dad wore a hairpiece and the effect was pretty unsettling, as if he was wearing a mask of someone else's face.