*****BREAKING NEWS***** Ted Turner Has Passed

[DenaliDemocrat]

50. Again

What do you think Turner did that is so special? He bought land stolen from the Criollos by Rockefeller and ranched for wildlife. He sells elk hunts for $25,000 a piece. He sells bison hunts (not really bison though because all bison have been contaminated by cattle DNA) a little less. He locks down huge tracts of land that only millionaires who can afford the fee get to access.

It’s a business model around here. Quite a few billionaire Texans do it too. The only guy who was decent owns the Colorado side of Vermejo, was a French billionaire, and donated it to the State for a park upon his death.

Glad you like him. He’s just another rich asshole exploiting the land and wildlife for his millionaire friends around here.