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yellowcanine

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5. Yeah, you can't make that up!

Reply to scipan (Reply #3)

Thu May 7, 2026, 03:09 AM

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Secret Service Officer Accused Of Public Masturbation After Guarding Trump At Golf Tourney [View all] RandySF Yesterday OP

Well, he can't be accused of not having stamina! Abolishinist Yesterday #1

Going for course record for strokes? FHRRK1 19 hrs ago #22

I have to ignore this or spend the next half hour thinking up jokes. betsuni Yesterday #2

How could anyone joke about this? Orrex 19 hrs ago #21

Ummm FHRRK1 19 hrs ago #23

his name is John SPILLMAN??? scipan Yesterday #3

Yeah, you can't make that up! yellowcanine Yesterday #5

Lol FHRRK1 19 hrs ago #24

Well,... at least his last name was not,.... magicarpet 19 hrs ago #26

Eww? What? LeftInTX Yesterday #4

That's what happens when you get rid of the good agents and replace with MAGA losers. kerry-is-my-prez Yesterday #6

Ok, let's break this down Polybius Yesterday #7

Because he was sure Trump would pardon him afterwards Walleye 19 hrs ago #28

Nah, it's not that, because you don't see other SS do it, or even crazy appointees Polybius 18 hrs ago #36

I think you're right, maybe Trump is blaming him for the assassination attempts Walleye 18 hrs ago #37

But can he hit the long ball? Orrex Yesterday #8

Problem is he gets a two stroke penalty FHRRK1 19 hrs ago #25

Keep reading Orrex 19 hrs ago #30

You have already earned a place of honor on DU for jokes. jmbar2 19 hrs ago #31

That'll cost him two strokes. Orrex Yesterday #9

He should try choking up on the shaft Orrex Yesterday #10

He was let go because his performance was subpar Orrex Yesterday #11

I know a guy who did that so much that he got a hole in one Orrex Yesterday #12

I wonder if he was discharged prematurely Orrex Yesterday #13

His name is John Squirtman. Emile Yesterday #14

If charges are filed, they'll need some hard evidence Orrex Yesterday #15

Word is that his swing pulls to the right Orrex Yesterday #16

I love that TMZ put a 'field office' in DC...makes me very happy. Volaris Yesterday #17

Strange, because he usually peters out on the back nine Orrex Yesterday #18

He reached for a seven iron but pulled his putter instead Orrex Yesterday #19

Dang, you're quick on the draw... jmbar2 19 hrs ago #32

It helps if I think about baseball Orrex 13 hrs ago #38

Quick... purr-rat beauty Yesterday #20

Instead of using a wood on his stroke, he used a stroke on his wood. Efilroft Sul 19 hrs ago #27

Best one yet, you win Walleye 19 hrs ago #29

It takes a lot of spunk to come up with these things. Efilroft Sul 13 hrs ago #40

Is there no bar too low Traildogbob 18 hrs ago #33

I've heard he uses an alias when he checks in with the starter FHRRK1 18 hrs ago #34

This is who sits at one of the highest security jobs in our country? It says a lot. yellow dahlia 18 hrs ago #35

For some reason this story reminds me of PCB66 13 hrs ago #39