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Polybius

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7. Ok, let's break this down

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 05:23 AM

10 hrs ago

What would cause a grown man with a very good government job to openly do this in front of guests? What was he thinking? Also, where exactly was this? Outside of his room? On the lobby? In his room with the door open?

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Ummm FHRRK1 3 hrs ago #23

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Ok, let's break this down Polybius 10 hrs ago #7

Because he was sure Trump would pardon him afterwards Walleye 3 hrs ago #28

Nah, it's not that, because you don't see other SS do it, or even crazy appointees Polybius 2 hrs ago #36

I think you're right, maybe Trump is blaming him for the assassination attempts Walleye 2 hrs ago #37

But can he hit the long ball? Orrex 9 hrs ago #8

Problem is he gets a two stroke penalty FHRRK1 3 hrs ago #25

Keep reading Orrex 3 hrs ago #30

You have already earned a place of honor on DU for jokes. jmbar2 3 hrs ago #31

That'll cost him two strokes. Orrex 9 hrs ago #9

He should try choking up on the shaft Orrex 9 hrs ago #10

He was let go because his performance was subpar Orrex 9 hrs ago #11

I know a guy who did that so much that he got a hole in one Orrex 9 hrs ago #12

I wonder if he was discharged prematurely Orrex 9 hrs ago #13

His name is John Squirtman. Emile 9 hrs ago #14

If charges are filed, they'll need some hard evidence Orrex 9 hrs ago #15

Word is that his swing pulls to the right Orrex 9 hrs ago #16

I love that TMZ put a 'field office' in DC...makes me very happy. Volaris 9 hrs ago #17

Strange, because he usually peters out on the back nine Orrex 9 hrs ago #18

He reached for a seven iron but pulled his putter instead Orrex 9 hrs ago #19

Dang, you're quick on the draw... jmbar2 3 hrs ago #32

Quick... purr-rat beauty 8 hrs ago #20

Instead of using a wood on his stroke, he used a stroke on his wood. Efilroft Sul 3 hrs ago #27

Best one yet, you win Walleye 3 hrs ago #29

Is there no bar too low Traildogbob 2 hrs ago #33

I've heard he uses an alias when he checks in with the starter FHRRK1 2 hrs ago #34

This is who sits at one of the highest security jobs in our country? It says a lot. yellow dahlia 2 hrs ago #35