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Polybius

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36. Nah, it's not that, because you don't see other SS do it, or even crazy appointees

Reply to Walleye (Reply #28)

Thu May 7, 2026, 01:50 PM

5 hrs ago

Otherwise, we'd be seeing it from Kash Patel and Kristi Noem on the White House lawn (imagine that?). He had to have seriously snapped. SS agents are given rigorous background checks. He's been a member for years too.

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I have to ignore this or spend the next half hour thinking up jokes. betsuni 17 hrs ago #2

How could anyone joke about this? Orrex 6 hrs ago #21

Ummm FHRRK1 6 hrs ago #23

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Eww? What? LeftInTX 16 hrs ago #4

That's what happens when you get rid of the good agents and replace with MAGA losers. kerry-is-my-prez 15 hrs ago #6

Ok, let's break this down Polybius 13 hrs ago #7

Because he was sure Trump would pardon him afterwards Walleye 6 hrs ago #28

Nah, it's not that, because you don't see other SS do it, or even crazy appointees Polybius 5 hrs ago #36

I think you're right, maybe Trump is blaming him for the assassination attempts Walleye 5 hrs ago #37

But can he hit the long ball? Orrex 12 hrs ago #8

Problem is he gets a two stroke penalty FHRRK1 6 hrs ago #25

Keep reading Orrex 6 hrs ago #30

You have already earned a place of honor on DU for jokes. jmbar2 6 hrs ago #31

That'll cost him two strokes. Orrex 12 hrs ago #9

He should try choking up on the shaft Orrex 12 hrs ago #10

He was let go because his performance was subpar Orrex 12 hrs ago #11

I know a guy who did that so much that he got a hole in one Orrex 12 hrs ago #12

I wonder if he was discharged prematurely Orrex 12 hrs ago #13

His name is John Squirtman. Emile 12 hrs ago #14

If charges are filed, they'll need some hard evidence Orrex 12 hrs ago #15

Word is that his swing pulls to the right Orrex 12 hrs ago #16

I love that TMZ put a 'field office' in DC...makes me very happy. Volaris 12 hrs ago #17

Strange, because he usually peters out on the back nine Orrex 12 hrs ago #18

He reached for a seven iron but pulled his putter instead Orrex 12 hrs ago #19

Dang, you're quick on the draw... jmbar2 6 hrs ago #32

It helps if I think about baseball Orrex 54 min ago #38

Quick... purr-rat beauty 11 hrs ago #20

Instead of using a wood on his stroke, he used a stroke on his wood. Efilroft Sul 6 hrs ago #27

Best one yet, you win Walleye 6 hrs ago #29

It takes a lot of spunk to come up with these things. Efilroft Sul 14 min ago #40

Is there no bar too low Traildogbob 5 hrs ago #33

I've heard he uses an alias when he checks in with the starter FHRRK1 5 hrs ago #34

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