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niyad

(133,794 posts) Sat May 9, 2026, 09:44 AM Yesterday

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"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really loves you" [View all]

Seen on a t-shirt.

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"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really loves you" [View all] niyad Yesterday OP

Excellent - I'll remember that as a niyad quote ☮ walkingman Yesterday #1

Alas, I cannot take credit for it. Saw it on a t-shirt. niyad Yesterday #2

Ya but she really did. SSJVegeta Yesterday #3

Snicker!!! niyad Yesterday #4

Hers? rubbersole Yesterday #5

Mine. At least. Thats what she says. I pay extra child support every time I visit her at the strip club SSJVegeta Yesterday #6

Even the redheaded boy who won't stop eating his boogers? rubbersole Yesterday #7

They are all in their 20s even tho I met Sugarpie Cookie last month. SSJVegeta Yesterday #8

Is that her stage name or was the epidural kicking in when they brought in the name form? rubbersole Yesterday #10

....both? SSJVegeta Yesterday #11

Jokes aside strippers are a noble profession and pole dancing is a legitimate sport. SSJVegeta Yesterday #14

Hmmm...I would like to provide a different perspective. cayugafalls Yesterday #19

The customers not so much. Many managers either. SSJVegeta Yesterday #24

Are we still talking about dancers or MAGA wives and girlfriends? Buddyzbuddy 20 hrs ago #36

I want one. NNadir Yesterday #9

A politician? Cirsium Yesterday #12

The shirt, not the politician. Politicians are only cheap to buy if you're a billionaire. Billionaire's collect... NNadir Yesterday #13

Sad, but true Cirsium Yesterday #15

Just google "idolizing a politician t-shirt". Available many places! niyad Yesterday #16

So it is. Father's day is in June, a gift idea for my sons, if they should acknowledge Father's day. NNadir Yesterday #20

Sounds like a few hints might be in order. niyad Yesterday #21

I don't hint. I'm explicit. NNadir Yesterday #25

That certainly eliminates confusion. niyad Yesterday #26

ROFLMAO! Jacson6 Yesterday #17

This catrose Yesterday #18

The cashier said "strip down and to the right" By the time I realized she meant my credit card the police were on scene. twodogsbarking Yesterday #22

took me a couple of seconds, slightlv 22 hrs ago #34

That is a really good one. LoisB Yesterday #23

Absolutely true. mr715 Yesterday #27

So very true... Now AND then. QueerDuck 23 hrs ago #28

Recommendation #101 H2O Man 23 hrs ago #29

I dated a stripper pfitz59 22 hrs ago #30

Another variation SocialDemocrat61 22 hrs ago #31

and yet... WhiskeyGrinder 22 hrs ago #32

Yep themaguffin 22 hrs ago #33

If you get into a romantic relationship with a stripper flvegan 21 hrs ago #35

the folk who believe in them "100%" Skittles 17 hrs ago #37

Oh my gawd, that's good! Iggo 16 hrs ago #38

They both dump you as soon as you give them what they want. Aussie105 12 hrs ago #39

Hear Hear! OldBaldy1701E 10 hrs ago #40

You mean she really doesn't love me? Ray Bruns 9 hrs ago #41