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slightlv

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34. took me a couple of seconds,

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #22)

Sat May 9, 2026, 07:49 PM

12 hrs ago

and then I laughed my butt off! Good one!! (ROTFLMAO)

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"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really loves you" [View all] niyad 22 hrs ago OP

Excellent - I'll remember that as a niyad quote ☮ walkingman 22 hrs ago #1

Alas, I cannot take credit for it. Saw it on a t-shirt. niyad 22 hrs ago #2

Ya but she really did. SSJVegeta 21 hrs ago #3

Snicker!!! niyad 21 hrs ago #4

Hers? rubbersole 21 hrs ago #5

Mine. At least. Thats what she says. I pay extra child support every time I visit her at the strip club SSJVegeta 21 hrs ago #6

Even the redheaded boy who won't stop eating his boogers? rubbersole 21 hrs ago #7

They are all in their 20s even tho I met Sugarpie Cookie last month. SSJVegeta 21 hrs ago #8

Is that her stage name or was the epidural kicking in when they brought in the name form? rubbersole 21 hrs ago #10

....both? SSJVegeta 20 hrs ago #11

Jokes aside strippers are a noble profession and pole dancing is a legitimate sport. SSJVegeta 20 hrs ago #14

Hmmm...I would like to provide a different perspective. cayugafalls 20 hrs ago #19

The customers not so much. Many managers either. SSJVegeta 19 hrs ago #24

Are we still talking about dancers or MAGA wives and girlfriends? Buddyzbuddy 10 hrs ago #36

I want one. NNadir 21 hrs ago #9

A politician? Cirsium 20 hrs ago #12

The shirt, not the politician. Politicians are only cheap to buy if you're a billionaire. Billionaire's collect... NNadir 20 hrs ago #13

Sad, but true Cirsium 20 hrs ago #15

Just google "idolizing a politician t-shirt". Available many places! niyad 20 hrs ago #16

So it is. Father's day is in June, a gift idea for my sons, if they should acknowledge Father's day. NNadir 20 hrs ago #20

Sounds like a few hints might be in order. niyad 20 hrs ago #21

I don't hint. I'm explicit. NNadir 19 hrs ago #25

That certainly eliminates confusion. niyad 19 hrs ago #26

ROFLMAO! Jacson6 20 hrs ago #17

This catrose 20 hrs ago #18

The cashier said "strip down and to the right" By the time I realized she meant my credit card the police were on scene. twodogsbarking 20 hrs ago #22

took me a couple of seconds, slightlv 12 hrs ago #34

That is a really good one. LoisB 19 hrs ago #23

Absolutely true. mr715 18 hrs ago #27

So very true... Now AND then. QueerDuck 13 hrs ago #28

Recommendation #101 H2O Man 13 hrs ago #29

I dated a stripper pfitz59 13 hrs ago #30

Another variation SocialDemocrat61 12 hrs ago #31

and yet... WhiskeyGrinder 12 hrs ago #32

Yep themaguffin 12 hrs ago #33

If you get into a romantic relationship with a stripper flvegan 12 hrs ago #35

the folk who believe in them "100%" Skittles 7 hrs ago #37

Oh my gawd, that's good! Iggo 7 hrs ago #38

They both dump you as soon as you give them what they want. Aussie105 3 hrs ago #39

Hear Hear! OldBaldy1701E 1 hr ago #40

You mean she really doesn't love me? Ray Bruns 5 min ago #41