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Vinca

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37. I've called Melania a cow from time to time, but I didn't mean a real cow.

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Sat Jun 27, 2026, 08:35 PM

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Trump's Tacky 'State Fair' Makes Bizarre Tribute to Melania [View all] Zorro 14 hrs ago OP

Now that's funny... wcmagumba 13 hrs ago #1

No 🤣 I thought for sure The Onion put this out! Deuxcents 13 hrs ago #2

So did I, and just looked.. nope the Daily Beast. Cha 13 hrs ago #13

😆 Deuxcents 12 hrs ago #19

Milking Melania for all she's worth..... BattleRow 12 hrs ago #24

omg! lol Nicely done, BattleRow Cha 12 hrs ago #31

Thank you! BattleRow 7 hrs ago #43

"The hair colors kind of match." 3catwoman3 13 hrs ago #3

And udders? QueerDuck 12 hrs ago #23

It took a lot, but I managed... 3catwoman3 12 hrs ago #25

Lol, I'm glad I could save you the trouble! QueerDuck 12 hrs ago #26

Can't tell if trolling or dumbshit... RockRaven 13 hrs ago #4

And their funding will be pulled Totally Tunsie 13 hrs ago #5

Humiliating livestock isn't patriotic The Blue Flower 13 hrs ago #6

How about a bust of Trump made of lard? C_U_L8R 13 hrs ago #7

How about a 💩 sculpture of slobby? SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #9

The proper part of Trump to depict in lard is a bit lower on his body jmowreader 12 hrs ago #34

He is already made of lard. you're too late. Wonder Why 10 hrs ago #40

Poor cow SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #8

Moolania! PuraVidaDreamin 13 hrs ago #10

Made me think of the Bob's Burgers episode... Gaytano70 13 hrs ago #11

It's a Mooving tribute. Disaffected 13 hrs ago #15

Utterly Moovelous! calimary 11 hrs ago #39

non paywall link Celerity 13 hrs ago #12

Matching udders...? I'll let myself out. Grins 13 hrs ago #14

Did that cow also have "kidney lifts"? erronis 13 hrs ago #16

All cow pies shall now be named Trumps chowder66 13 hrs ago #17

Melania the Cow.... Escape 13 hrs ago #18

Was the cow an illegal immigrant too? ToxMarz 12 hrs ago #20

I think think they named the cow Melania, because her SMILE matches! 70sEraVet 12 hrs ago #21

That poor cow 🐮 MustLoveBeagles 12 hrs ago #28

Was the cow wearing various pieces of lingerie? BobTheSubgenius 12 hrs ago #22

Melaaaaaniaaaaaah speaks many languages including Cow. Mooooooo. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #27

MOO BEST QueerDuck 1 hr ago #45

MOO BEST (part 2) QueerDuck 34 min ago #46

It fit. orthoclad 12 hrs ago #29

A cow named Melania doubtless makes ice cream. mr715 12 hrs ago #30

I hear Melania likes to wear moomoos... wcmagumba 12 hrs ago #32

from her early barnyard days dweller 12 hrs ago #33

Moo Lala! BattleRow 7 hrs ago #44

Wow. They asked some brain-dead shitkicker from East Nowheresville to name something after Melanoma? Aristus 12 hrs ago #35

I thought this had to be the onion Figarosmom 12 hrs ago #36

I've called Melania a cow from time to time, but I didn't mean a real cow. Vinca 11 hrs ago #37

Livestock. On The Mall? By any name? paleotn 11 hrs ago #38

Burger time! Get the grill going. And we know a fat pig who could become sausages. Wonder Why 10 hrs ago #41

K&R spanone 10 hrs ago #42