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1. this is a old one (in that it has been used with many people), but, here goes......

Sun Jun 28, 2026, 05:42 PM

16 hrs ago

Donald Trump and JD Vance are both drowning. You only have one life preserver.

What's for dinner?

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Wonder if you've heard this one? A joke. [View all] Figarosmom 16 hrs ago OP

Yup heard it before but still laughed RandomNumbers 15 hrs ago #2

I like jokes where the ending sneaks up on you. KS Toronado 13 hrs ago #3

Good one! DU rec! FakeNoose 13 hrs ago #4

No moonbatmax 13 hrs ago #5

Hmmm Maybe On speed #3 electric_blue68 12 hrs ago #7

Ha! Never heard this one! TY electric_blue68 12 hrs ago #6