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74. I ran her symptoms by a doctor friend

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 11:30 PM

Jun 17

Botoxed lips
A face that resembles crude plastic surgery
Hair that resembles fake extensions
Verbal slips that resemble constant lying and unfeeling cruelty
A tendency to kill animals upon a whim

He said he’d be surprised if the diagnosis was anything other than acute Republicanitis, and that hospitalization was the correct treatment.

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say [View all] demmiblue Jun 17 OP

Who julmur Jun 17 #1

More likely failure to be in the headlines for several consecutive days Attilatheblond Jun 17 #3

What a shame IcyPeas Jun 17 #2

is she cosplaying as a nurse? Skittles Jun 17 #4

My theory Chellee Jun 17 #18

Vodka and Valium probably Ponietz Jun 17 #56

Just bullshit! BidenRocks Jun 17 #59

No, she's cosplaying as a trauma victim. SharonAnn Jun 17 #38

Hope Kennedy Traildogbob Jun 17 #5

Ear nicked? Easterncedar Jun 17 #6

Sorry, but Jilly_in_VA Jun 17 #7

Maybe she'll take a leave of absence... like forever ailsagirl Jun 17 #48

tots and pears. iemanja Jun 17 #8

Someone must have exposed her to empathy and kindness. bronxiteforever Jun 17 #9

She had an 'unscheduled disassembly'? Captain Zero Jun 18 #78

She's developed an allergy to her fillers...? regnaD kciN Jun 17 #10

Or to her Botox? nt pnwmom Jun 17 #26

So, it happened. There IS a Dog. usonian Jun 17 #11

Don't underestimate the righteousness of Dogs. dgauss Jun 17 #53

I'm reasonably certain that the dead dog she shot and killed cares ... Tarzanrock Jun 17 #12

One more dead Republican Nazi which no one will ever cry over. Tarzanrock Jun 17 #13

Im as concerned as she is about your rights... FirstLight Jun 17 #14

Heh, heh, heh! Buddyzbuddy Jun 17 #15

Did one of her lips blow out and it affected her speech? dem4decades Jun 17 #16

Allergic reaction? DBoon Jun 17 #17

Praying for her... littlemissmartypants Jun 17 #19

Well that's disappointing. Demobrat Jun 17 #20

Allergic reactions can be serious - soldierant Jun 17 #66

Can't be a heart problem. twodogsbarking Jun 17 #21

... FailureToCommunicate Jun 17 #55

You can't have a heart problem if you have no heart meow2u3 Jun 17 #61

Did her husband touch her? Efilroft Sul Jun 17 #22

Dog gone mac56 Jun 17 #23

Did she accidentally touch a Democrat and go into shock? ananda Jun 17 #24

Did she forget to stand down wind from BlueKota Jun 17 #25

May be about time to take her around behind the barn and put her down. Aristus Jun 17 #27

Overdosed on botox injections? Was allergic to naugahyde? Her tiny consicous brain rebelled? erronis Jun 17 #28

Chances are, the people tasked with helping her recover SouthBayDem Jun 17 #29

She tried to cosplay a tank for TSF's perade. tikka Jun 17 #30

Symptoms? Were here lips swollen? dchill Jun 17 #31

Dupe. dchill Jun 17 #32

Maybe she shot herself in the foot while playing with her firearms h2ebits Jun 17 #33

Gee, I hope it's nothing minor. sorcrow Jun 17 #34

Maybe she tried to think too hard LW1977 Jun 17 #35

I can see her using this ... rustysgurl Jun 17 #36

"...inhaled trace amounts of empathy." OMG that is priceless Evolve Dammit Jun 17 #37

With 'Mar A Lago' face, how can you tell? CapnSteve Jun 17 #39

Merde de Loco face BattleRow Jun 17 #46

Oh JoseBalow Jun 17 #40

Best news of the day. bluestarone Jun 17 #41

Too many drugs? Delphinus Jun 17 #42

I hope it's not serious. William769 Jun 17 #43

Her body finally had a reaction to all bile coming out of her mouth. MLAA Jun 17 #44

Did anybody check her neck for two puncture marks? rubbersole Jun 17 #45

Maybe there's a reason the White House ladies wear those big silver cross necklaces.... tanyev Jun 17 #51

Could be allergic to silver...as in silver bullets,for example. BattleRow Jun 17 #67

Came Into Skin-to-Skin Contact Deep State Witch Jun 17 #47

Lemme guess... purr-rat beauty Jun 17 #49

Someone spiked her food? The Grand Illuminist Jun 17 #50

Putting on a little show of being a victim to make people forget about... ShazzieB Jun 17 #52

"Corey, it's very bad. I ran out of costumes." - Kristi Noem LetMyPeopleVote Jun 17 #54

*SNORT* Skittles Jun 17 #57

Karma is truly a bitch Bayard Jun 17 #58

All these people do is lie. I wonder when the Hassler Jun 17 #60

Grisly Gnome BattleRow Jun 17 #68

My guess is it's not allergies, it's anxiety. nt in2herbs Jun 17 #62

A pack of dogs attacked!! Sancho Jun 17 #63

I am experiencing Susan Collins level concern maxrandb Jun 17 #64

Don't worry, it will pass quickly! NowsTheTime Jun 17 #69

Please let it be far more serious than is reported - Lokee11 Jun 17 #65

May she Rest In Peace Jack Valentino Jun 17 #70

Go to the light, Kristi! Hassin Bin Sober Jun 17 #71

She must have accidentally read part of this: LudwigPastorius Jun 17 #72

It is really sad when . . . Aussie105 Jun 17 #73

I ran her symptoms by a doctor friend DFW Jun 17 #74

It's to delay having to answer for her actions in Los Angeles AStern Jun 18 #75

STD? Abortion? Stick removal???? Buddyzbuddy Jun 18 #76

New kidneys? nt ;-) Ilsa Jun 18 #77

She found out US Senators can't be deported, so it broke her brain IronLionZion Jun 18 #79

Coincidentally, just as Senator Padilla was making comments about her violent illegal malfeasance on the Senate floor. Hugin Jun 18 #80

It can't be drugs johnnyfins Jun 18 #81

Dislocated her neck doing a hair flip, plus her human suit was giving her trouble. GoneOffShore Jun 18 #82

Gosh... I sure hope it's nothing insignificant. Oopsie Daisy Jun 18 #83

Well it certainly isnt an allergic reaction to plastic. nt Callie1979 Jun 18 #84

Heh... 2naSalit Jun 18 #85

She found out that she's... 2naSalit Jun 18 #86

Is she allergic to Botox? LetMyPeopleVote Jun 18 #87

I want to hear that trump was taken to the hospital. mwb970 Jun 18 #88

Satan needs to complete the task rpannier Jun 18 #89

I hope she "dyes" .............. wolfie001 Jun 18 #90

Allergic reaction to the truth LetMyPeopleVote Jun 18 #91