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Permanut

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31. Boy, I'm glad they located that suspicious object..
Mon Jan 12, 2026, 02:49 PM
12 hrs ago

Our Dear Leader courageously faces these challenges every day in carrying out his duties as President. Just like when he courageously carried on his duties after that assassination attempt. He should get a Peace Prize for this.

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Copy of the Constitution? jmbar2 18 hrs ago #1
DUzy!!!! BumRushDaShow 17 hrs ago #11
Post of the day! Vinca 14 hrs ago #19
Secret Service members jumped on the object to prevent it coming into contact with the president. LudwigPastorius 13 hrs ago #25
These weenies, now they want us to be afraid of a "suspicious object" Walleye 18 hrs ago #2
They probably planted it drmeow 14 hrs ago #18
Just like the fake assassination attempt during his campaign. BComplex 13 hrs ago #21
Exactly! drmeow 13 hrs ago #24
They are masters of projection! That, and masters of needless hate. BComplex 5 hrs ago #32
The real son of God................. Lovie777 18 hrs ago #3
Trump's soul. He lost it 2 weeks ago. Chipper Chat 18 hrs ago #4
Can't lose that which is not there. ProudMNDemocrat 18 hrs ago #9
Bullshit! Trump sold his soul decades ago. Ray Bruns 13 hrs ago #22
But the stupid SOB's didn't sweep a restaurant in DC. Historic NY 18 hrs ago #5
It was a hunters stand/perch..n/t SheilaAnn 18 hrs ago #6
I know... FalloutShelter 18 hrs ago #7
A science book? The bible? Jerry2144 18 hrs ago #8
A pkg of mgardener 17 hrs ago #10
Probably just a coconut Farmer-Rick 17 hrs ago #12
A Secret Service agent described the suspicious object as "foul smelling, weighing 275 pounds, with an orange tinge." Doodley 17 hrs ago #13
It was a vegetable snack tray NT Happy Hoosier 16 hrs ago #14
Yeah, sure Prairie Gates 16 hrs ago #15
Throw whatever junk is around in the way tonekat 16 hrs ago #16
Most likely a sign saying Impeach Trump or Trump is an ignorant moron. Lonestarblue 15 hrs ago #17
It's the EPSTIEN files! mjvpi 14 hrs ago #20
My husband said SADAR 13 hrs ago #23
A bar of soap? Dave Bowman 13 hrs ago #26
A very large box of air freshners to prevent BlueKota 12 hrs ago #27
Thunderbolt from God. Irish_Dem 12 hrs ago #28
Armadillo no doubt. They are suspicious looking. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #29
Prob a little ol' lady... purr-rat beauty 12 hrs ago #30
Boy, I'm glad they located that suspicious object.. Permanut 12 hrs ago #31
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