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37. Another Episode of - The Whitehouse Apprentice.

Tue Jan 13, 2026, 04:02 PM

8 hrs ago

Apprentice JD Vance is on the Greenland Beat. Apprentice Marco Rubio is currently well ahead, having taken much (but not too much) credit for the adventure in Venezuela, and this is JD’s big test. Can he pull off some muscular “Diplomacy” by forcing Denmark’s capitulation at the point of a gun? Can he convince Greenlanders to shake off the Nanny State to become the Empire’s tip of the spear? And by the way; nice ICE jobs for everyone, right there in Greenland.

Does Denmark understand that they can end all this by making a significant investment in World Liberty Financial and just promising to stop building God-damn windmills?

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JD Vance to host Greenland talks at the White House [View all] highplainsdem 15 hrs ago OP

I'm sure he'll treat them with the same courtesy and respect he gave Zelenskyy. Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #1

He wants to make them an offer, Bayard 13 hrs ago #18

They should show up in ethnic/cultural garb - not suits. yellow dahlia 3 hrs ago #42

Vance is not a serious person. Drunk on power like the rest of them. Walleye 15 hrs ago #2

J. V. Vance is a f'ing knob. underpants 12 hrs ago #28

This made me laugh! hamsterjill 12 hrs ago #29

How does one say "Go fuck yourself" in Danish? Ray Bruns 15 hrs ago #3

"Fuck dig selv" sop 15 hrs ago #5

Apparently it's Fuck dig selv. 👍 Dave Bowman 15 hrs ago #7

Thanks. I'll fire this off to JD Vance and Marco Rubio so when the Danish representatives start screaming Ray Bruns 15 hrs ago #8

The "opportunity to discuss the political and economic situation." sop 15 hrs ago #4

An investment in World Liberty International, perhaps? thought crime 8 hrs ago #38

As an Ohioan, I sincerely apologize for producing this nincompoop Vance and inflicting his disgraceful persona Diamond_Dog 15 hrs ago #6

Someone should tape it C_U_L8R 15 hrs ago #9

I suspect it will be broadcast maxsolomon 12 hrs ago #25

They'll be ready for an ambush C_U_L8R 12 hrs ago #30

No one can survive dry piercing Nordic wit. thought crime 8 hrs ago #39

As usual, Amateur Hour at the White House NBachers 15 hrs ago #10

Hope the Generals in the Pentagon understand what happens KS Toronado 15 hrs ago #11

Hmmm Solly Mack 15 hrs ago #12

I thought the real elected president of Venezuela............. Lovie777 14 hrs ago #13

Jesus Christ. Aristus 14 hrs ago #14

After our ships Traildogbob 14 hrs ago #15

Since Denmark has universal health care, the Greenlanders will have been vaccinated Ocelot II 13 hrs ago #21

My analogy was flawed. Traildogbob 13 hrs ago #22

ah yes, yet another one sided conversation where the foreign ministers will be yelled at for not saying thank you. nt Javaman 14 hrs ago #16

Absolutely right, but they'll also be insulted and lectured to thought crime 8 hrs ago #40

Vance's one saving grace is his ability to fuck things up. Paladin 14 hrs ago #17

As Keith Olbermann calls him EuterpeThelo 13 hrs ago #19

J. V. Vance. I like that. underpants 12 hrs ago #27

Reminds me of another "historic" meeting with similar tones: artemisia1 13 hrs ago #20

Thanks for the glimpse into history. yellow dahlia 3 hrs ago #43

Ought to be a short meeting. cab67 12 hrs ago #23

Will Jared be there with an attache case carrying billions of dollars? IcyPeas 12 hrs ago #24

He will arrive with empty suitcases and leave with them full of cash. Irish_Dem 12 hrs ago #26

The talks Botany 12 hrs ago #31

Kidnap him liberalgunwilltravel 11 hrs ago #32

OOOOH - good one. yellow dahlia 3 hrs ago #44

I hope they don't capitulate to any extent whatsoever. . . Stargleamer 11 hrs ago #33

And it's worth noting... GiqueCee 10 hrs ago #34

Yes, it seemed that he wanted to nuke a hurricane Stargleamer 5 hrs ago #41

Yup yellow dahlia 3 hrs ago #45

DO NOT SHOW UP GREENLAND. Sorry to shout but quit playing the fascist's game. travelingthrulife 10 hrs ago #35

Did Denmark and Greenland even say "Thank You?" joanbarnes 9 hrs ago #36

Another Episode of - The Whitehouse Apprentice. thought crime 8 hrs ago #37