Kristi Noem Abruptly Ends Presser After Being Pressed on Laser Strike on Party Balloons

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4. Well, she knows the balloons overstayed their tourist visa and were working with Antifa.

Besides, if you rubbed the balloons 🎈 on your hair, you generate static electricity, so they were clearly agitators.

What really happened was border patrol called up Hegseth, asking if they could practice with the laser in case they found a Meskin they might want to shoot. Hegseth, recognizing a fellow member of the grab-your-crotch-and-grunt brigade ( because that makes a man MANLY, no matter how inadequate he feels his equipment might be), said sure, go ahead. He may have meant to notify the FAA, but it was last call and so he was distracted.

In sum, morons enabling morons.