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21. Spurious News: Satan denies interfering with 2020 election!

Mon Feb 16, 2026, 03:40 PM

1 hr ago

HELL (Spurious News Network) -- Pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell has accused Satan of interfering with the 2020 presidential election, which he claims is the reason Donald Trump wasn't reelected. Satan says that isn't so.

"Donald Trump, he's my boy," said Satan. "He's wreaked more havoc on the world than I ever dreamt of doing. He's responsible for what, seven of the ten plagues in the Bible? If I was going to do anything to that damned election I would have made sure Trump won it. Please understand I'm still throwing him in a lake of boiling hog manure once he gets down here, but while he's still alive I'm going to applaud his success."

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Mike Lindell drains nearly half his campaign cash to buy copies of his own book [View all] BumRushDaShow Saturday OP

He's a garbage human being. Swede Saturday #1

They burned books during hitlers reign, that was bullshit, BUT bluestarone Saturday #2

He's laundering campaign cash into his own pocket. House of Roberts Saturday #3

Yes, exactly. niyad Saturday #5

another... myohmy2 Saturday #4

So what we have is this: Wonder Why Saturday #6

His whole campaign is a grift. nt SunSeeker Saturday #7

- Lemon Lyman Saturday #8

Glad he's off the hard drugs Hey Joe Saturday #9

Yup, his brain is Swiss cheese TexasBushwhacker Saturday #20

The bigger story is that there are people who actually gave their money in order to elect this nut tulipsandroses Saturday #10

Lindell's campaign is a scam. He's broke after all the money he was swindled out of with his 2020 election fraud hunts ChicagoTeamster Saturday #11

The MyPedo CEO Blue Owl Saturday #12

I looked at his book page on Amazon nuxvomica Saturday #13

The votes for MN Governor's November 3, 2026 election have been counted and Mike is the winner twodogsbarking Saturday #14

There used to be 'freak shows" at county fairs. Now every day is one. twodogsbarking Saturday #15

I can't wait until he and RFK Jr dance off into the sunset together, holding hands and never being heard from again. generalbetrayus Saturday #16

He is such a joke. (n/t) OldBaldy1701E Saturday #17

Looking like this is more a GO_FUNDME than bluestarone Saturday #18

The candidate lineup for the MNGOP is as LAME as it gets. ProudMNDemocrat Saturday #19

Spurious News: Satan denies interfering with 2020 election! jmowreader 1 hr ago #21