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jmowreader

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10. Too bad I'm not a judge
Thu Feb 26, 2026, 02:24 PM
15 hrs ago

“ICE reports that Mr. Darwing Morales had a misdemeanor marijuana conviction in 2009, when he was only four years old, and that conviction justifies his detention seventeen years later. This court finds that if someone was convicted that long ago and has stayed out of trouble since then he’s paid his debt to society, and that one of two other things are true: either you’re looking for a different Darwing Morales but arrested this one because he was easier to find, or Darwing Morales was the coolest kid ever.”

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