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pat_k

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18. He didn't like Monday's djia or s&p. Better say something to push it back up.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Tue Mar 31, 2026, 11:02 PM

18 hrs ago

Why when this boy calls "wolf" for the one thousandth time does the investor class keep responding as if something real just happened?

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Trump to Address Nation Wednesday on Iran [View all] mahatmakanejeeves 20 hrs ago OP

And listen to that bastard lie his ass off? Klarkashton 20 hrs ago #1

April fool? shelshaw 20 hrs ago #2

Yep, he sure is! Talitha 19 hrs ago #12

"She said this Wednesday" (today is Tuesday) that "Trump will speak Thursday night?" hlthe2b 20 hrs ago #3

Yeah. I had that as my original source. Someone at HQ will catch that. NT mahatmakanejeeves 20 hrs ago #4

Booooooooooooo.... mysteryowl 20 hrs ago #5

What else is on at that time? mahatmakanejeeves 20 hrs ago #6

Well, if all go's well, we'll be a couple hours into the first humans to the moon mission on live on NASA TV Cheezoholic 19 hrs ago #15

Who is going to do what? Yawn. I have to wash my hair. littlemissmartypants 20 hrs ago #7

And Iran will just forget all the damage, right? bucolic_frolic 20 hrs ago #8

How quickly will he go off script? pfitz59 20 hrs ago #9

I'm betting the "ballroom" photos show up after five minutes. Harker 8 hrs ago #37

Say, Karoline: will he also address the nation about the Epstein files? slingsam 19 hrs ago #10

"I think the war is very complete, pretty much" progree 19 hrs ago #11

No thanks. llmart 19 hrs ago #13

On April Fools' Day. AverageOldGuy 19 hrs ago #14

To announce it'll be over "in about two weeks". thought crime 18 hrs ago #16

Tomorrow is my birthday angrychair 18 hrs ago #17

Happy Birthday! SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #28

Tomorrow is the 13th anniversary of my being in a relationship with msbetrayus. generalbetrayus 15 hrs ago #32

Happy birthday, though this is probably not the present you were hoping for. NT mahatmakanejeeves 7 hrs ago #39

He didn't like Monday's djia or s&p. Better say something to push it back up. pat_k 18 hrs ago #18

You can't profit from it without the rubes. eggplant 17 hrs ago #22

Orange Sphincter says what ???? Jack Valentino 18 hrs ago #19

Time to declare victory (again) and TACO. LudwigPastorius 18 hrs ago #20

TACO TACO MAN!!!!! BigmanPigman 17 hrs ago #21

Short notice so insiders better get their trades booked now!1111!1!!11!!1 PSPS 17 hrs ago #23

Does he know that is when most Jews will spend the evening at a seder? karynnj 17 hrs ago #24

Would he care even if he did know/had been told? RockRaven 17 hrs ago #27

Seder should be over by 9 right? maxsolomon 2 hrs ago #45

Buy this bottle of elixer and it will cure everything that ails you. Buddyzbuddy 17 hrs ago #25

It'll be a lie-a-thon. greatauntoftriplets 17 hrs ago #26

which DUer will take it for the team Skittles 16 hrs ago #29

I'll try. I made through about 3/4 of the State of the Union address before giving up. generalbetrayus 15 hrs ago #31

not bad Skittles 14 hrs ago #33

My prediction: He will babble on (pun intended) about the Iran war for about five minutes generalbetrayus 15 hrs ago #30

I'm betting durablend 7 hrs ago #38

Nuclear strike. People will dismiss it as a joke, but he's ready. usonian 13 hrs ago #34

It would put Trump in the history books forever and he'd love that. thought crime 5 hrs ago #41

YAWN! Aussie105 11 hrs ago #35

What the fuck is he building now? twodogsbarking 8 hrs ago #36

Who cares? SamuelAdams 7 hrs ago #40

Having made such a tragic mess, Trump should announce his resignation. thought crime 4 hrs ago #42

Isn't that past his beddy bye time? twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #43

Let me save you 2 hours of your life. Ray Bruns 3 hrs ago #44

You forgot him railing on the Supremes after his threatening appearance Marie Marie 2 hrs ago #46

My prediction Diraven 55 min ago #47

I can hardly wait!! chouchou 20 min ago #48