Kash Patel Says He's Suing Over Report Claiming He's Repeatedly Been Intoxicated in Public While FBI Director

[magicarpet]

30. trDUMP needs and wants drunken buffoons like Patel around him.

The more Ka$h Patel fucks up the more trDUMP has something to hold over his head. When trDUMP wants/needs some stooge to do something highly questionable and illegal he hands the assignment off to Patel.

Let's say you want "proof" that the 2020 election was fraudulently stolen and you need solid evidence but non is available. Send Ka$h to concoct bogus probable cause to take to a judge then get a bogus warrant. Then serve the bogus warrant to confiscate 700 boxes of ballots at Fulton County Georgia. Then have Ka$h conjure up "evidence" of massive voting fraud.

Use this as just reason and the basis for US Presidential Authority to take over the 2026 midterm elections. Place ICE at various polling locations to tamper down and significantly decrease the vote in blue precincts.

Thanks to the efforts of drunken frat-boy Ka$h Patel working on your behalf the midterm elections for go red for the US House - [so over site hearings and impeachment goes bye-bye] and red for the US Senate - [so Alito &Thomas get replaced by your fascist judges upon advise & confirmation

Now trDUMP is unhampered by impeachment or criminal prosecutions. His last three years of his second term look swimmingly and not so lame duckie. Now trDUMP can proceed with his Fascist agenda in conjunction with the Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 and the Federalist Societies Fascist agendas on the courts now that a Fascist majority has been retained.

The drunken FBI Director Ka$h Patel can come in real handy if you can blackmail him to be your "FIXER" in criminal black bag jobs you need done as USPresident. Your presidential ass will ever explode into a blazing inferno and catch fire because you drunken "FIXERS" and sycophants are in place to always protect your sweet ass.

Ain't life good djt ?ⁿ