How Is Donald Trump Ruining Every Sporting Event On Earth Today?

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He can't go to the Super Bowl because it's too far for his old rotting bones. Meanwhile, there's finally a real conversation about boycotting the World Cup.

First of all, the heartbreaking news: Donald Trump will not be waddling onto Air Force One and taking flight so that he might attempt the Super Bowl on February 8, which is scheduled to be played in Santa Clara, California.

It’s just too far away, he says. That’s right, the almost 80-year-old president who allegedly has the best health of anybody who’s ever lived, he’s so healthy he’s sick of health, can’t make it because it’s too far.

“It’s just too far away,” says Trump. “I would. I’ve (gotten) great hands (at) the Super Bowl. They like me.”

Yeah sure.

Trump went to the Super Bowl last year because the was riding high on his own supply of the hilarious lie that he had just won in a landslide (he did not) and he really thought he was going to watch his MAGA Kansas City Chiefs win. Instead, as usual, everything Trump touches dies, or turns into a pathetic loser and then dies, and the Eagles won.

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