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James Fell - Rudy Giuliani [View all]
Didn't see a post here in Editorials on this one. Love these satire writers.
As Rudy Giuliani is in hospital in critical condition, we should all remember the time he was the center of the funniest fucking thing in the history of forever.
It took four days to call the 2020 U.S. Presidential election for Joe Biden, but Rudy Giuliani wasn’t fucking having it. So, on November 7, 2020, he held a press conference to challenge the results at the Four Seasons … Total Landscaping. Located in Northeast Philadelphia, with a dildo store on one side and a crematorium on the other, Rudy was stuck between a cock and a charred place.
It was a metaphor for the Manchurian Cantaloupe’s presidency. He did lose, FYI. You disagree? You’re in a cult. Biden got seven million more votes than Cadet Bone Spurs and took 306 Electoral College votes for a healthy margin of victory. Pennsylvania was one of the states that swung to Biden as absentee ballots were counted, but lapdog Rudy called bullshit on his deranged boss’s behalf, calling a press conference to protest. Trumpelthinskin tweeted it, saying the event would be held at the “Four Seasons, Philadelphia.” The hotel, a fancy one in downtown Philly, said no it’s fucking not. Nothing was booked at the 5-Star residences.
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The owners of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, who proclaim to be non-partisan, cashed in bigly on merchandise, selling “Make America Rake Again” and “Lawn and Order” stickers and T-shirts.
Those who cannot remember the past need a history teacher who says “fuck” a lot. Get both volumes of “On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down” at JamesFell.com/books.
It took four days to call the 2020 U.S. Presidential election for Joe Biden, but Rudy Giuliani wasn’t fucking having it. So, on November 7, 2020, he held a press conference to challenge the results at the Four Seasons … Total Landscaping. Located in Northeast Philadelphia, with a dildo store on one side and a crematorium on the other, Rudy was stuck between a cock and a charred place.
It was a metaphor for the Manchurian Cantaloupe’s presidency. He did lose, FYI. You disagree? You’re in a cult. Biden got seven million more votes than Cadet Bone Spurs and took 306 Electoral College votes for a healthy margin of victory. Pennsylvania was one of the states that swung to Biden as absentee ballots were counted, but lapdog Rudy called bullshit on his deranged boss’s behalf, calling a press conference to protest. Trumpelthinskin tweeted it, saying the event would be held at the “Four Seasons, Philadelphia.” The hotel, a fancy one in downtown Philly, said no it’s fucking not. Nothing was booked at the 5-Star residences.
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The owners of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, who proclaim to be non-partisan, cashed in bigly on merchandise, selling “Make America Rake Again” and “Lawn and Order” stickers and T-shirts.
Those who cannot remember the past need a history teacher who says “fuck” a lot. Get both volumes of “On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down” at JamesFell.com/books.
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