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pandr32

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12. How about he tells President Pork Rind...

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:27 AM

Dec 7

there is a gold trophy for him at the North Pole, but he drops him out of the sleigh over an open ocean without a life vest as a favor to kids everywhere.

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Let me know what you want for Christmas. [View all] Duncanpup Dec 7 OP

happy! markie Dec 7 #1

I'd like kill 'em all Pete's & Tariffman's heads on a platter KS Toronado Dec 7 #2

I can't tell you, Dunc Niagara Dec 7 #3

Sophie dog says she would like a pizza with everything please. Diamond_Dog Dec 7 #4

A question on the chew tire for after dinner. Duncanpup Dec 7 #9

Not sure Duncanpup. Diamond_Dog Dec 7 #15

My granddog Maisy wants me and my girlfriend to visit and stay with her over the Christmas break generalbetrayus Dec 7 #5

Yes send some money to: Botany Dec 7 #6

The right to open the champagne bottle when the answer to Orrex's daily question is "yes!" NNadir Dec 7 #7

New Year's Day. twodogsbarking Dec 7 #8

Have fun! Marthe48 Dec 7 #10

A presidential obituary in a newspaper. speak easy Dec 7 #11

I tell this joke often here... NNadir Dec 7 #16

It's a great joke! electric_blue68 Dec 8 #22

How about he tells President Pork Rind... pandr32 Dec 7 #12

The world is random like a shuffled deck of cards. multigraincracker Dec 7 #13

Santa + dog pics please 🙏🏼 Clouds Passing Dec 7 #14

Any story from the Dunc home Tetrachloride Dec 7 #17

Tell Santa that Emile wants Emile Dec 7 #18

Did you get the granddaughters and Dunc's picture taken with Santa.? debm55 Dec 7 #19

The girls did get their pictures taken with Santa. Duncanpup Dec 7 #20

What did he do to be on the naughty list? debm55 Dec 7 #21