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25. "And that's Capricorn, is it?"

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Sun Jan 11, 2026, 09:12 AM

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From Life of Brian

MANDY: What star sign is he?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, Capricorn.
MANDY: Uhh, Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
WISE MAN #2: Ooh, but... he is the son of God, our Messiah.
WISE MAN #1: King of the Jews.
MANDY: And that's Capricorn, is it?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.
MANDY: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.' sniff

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Bonus from TV land:
"My cat's breath smells like cat food", Ralph Wiggums. Words to live by, really.

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