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LuckyCharms

(21,956 posts)
20. Maybe...
Tue Jan 13, 2026, 03:37 PM
Tuesday

I'll put on the chick magnet, go there, put a bunch of food into paper bag, run back out to the car, drive home and eat the food in front of the TV in my underwear after taking off the chick magnet, and leave her there with her new boyfriend!

Thanks for the good idea, Jose! I knew someone would have the answer!

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People still dance together, Lucky? Diamond_Dog Tuesday #1
Diamond_Dog LuckyCharms Tuesday #3
NO! Diamond_Dog Tuesday #6
I'm "thinking about it" Diamond_Dog. LuckyCharms Tuesday #9
Respectfully requesting dweller Tuesday #2
Well, I'll post pics if she takes any... LuckyCharms Tuesday #4
This post is Traildogbob Tuesday #5
I'm afraid it's been "pre-decided". LuckyCharms Tuesday #7
😂😂 Traildogbob Tuesday #8
The two most important words a married man can learn are, "Yes, dear." rsdsharp Tuesday #10
I've learned that... LuckyCharms Tuesday #11
Oh, you have a voice, but if it's not saying "Yes, dear," rsdsharp Tuesday #14
🐥🐥🐥 🧲 Donkees Tuesday #12
But...but... LuckyCharms Tuesday #13
''Ya gotta do it, Joey!'' Donkees Tuesday #15
Oh shit, I thought I deleted that post! LuckyCharms Tuesday #16
Let's address the elephant in the room... JoseBalow Tuesday #17
Yes, it's a dinner dance I'm told. LuckyCharms Tuesday #18
Well that makes the decision easier! JoseBalow Tuesday #19
Maybe... LuckyCharms Tuesday #20
Just call me The Wolf JoseBalow Tuesday #21
My vision is a little wonky today... LuckyCharms Tuesday #22
It is! JoseBalow Tuesday #24
Saw that movie twice in a theater... LuckyCharms Tuesday #25
Just call me the breeze LuckyCharms Tuesday #23
Just call me JoseBalow Tuesday #27
I'm calling now. "The telephone is ringing" LuckyCharms Tuesday #29
Hello? JoseBalow Tuesday #32
Hello? Where's Juggy? LuckyCharms Tuesday #33
Isn't it cold, flu and covid season, Lucky? Niagara Tuesday #26
That's the one reason she hasn't said yes yet. LuckyCharms Tuesday #28
I didn't work my 2nd job today Niagara Tuesday #30
Oh no. I'm so sorry to hear, Niagara. LuckyCharms Tuesday #31
Thank you, Lucky Niagara Tuesday #34
You'll wind up going, True Dough Tuesday #35
Easy... LuckyCharms Tuesday #36
You'll be doing True Dough Tuesday #37
There you go again... LuckyCharms Tuesday #38
In that case, True Dough Tuesday #40
Please improve your moves first... LuckyCharms Tuesday #41
Ha! True Dough Tuesday #42
. LuckyCharms Tuesday #39
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