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3Hotdogs

(15,076 posts)
Sun Jan 18, 2026, 02:22 PM Sunday

Today, I demonstrated my ability to predict the future. See, we was watching MSNBC and it was commercial time. [View all]

I told my wife, I can predict the future. My prediction: the next poor fuck whose face comes on the screen will have a medical problem and not only that - there will be a new drug to solve the poor sod's problem.

And I was right.

Well FUCK ME . She won't give me the $5.00 we bet.

Any advice on how to get me my $5?

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