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jmowreader

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14. You ever heard of "tin pants"?
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 07:56 PM
Feb 22

Loggers wear these, and they're something you make yourself: you buy a pair of canvas Tin Cloth pants from Filson in Seattle and soak them in molten paraffin for about half an hour. After you get them out and let the wax harden, you roll them around in your hands for a little bit to flake off the excess wax. How you wash them is by spraying them off with a garden hose. They're called tin pants because they're so stiff they sound like crumpled tin foil when you walk.

Maybe Melania heard about tin pants and decided to make herself some, not realizing they're not really made of tin.

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Shopping for the next billionaire. The Madcap Feb 22 #1
Her heart belongs to vladdy. niyad Feb 22 #4
Her trousers in the top image look like somebody wadded up a roll niyad Feb 22 #2
Trashy and inappropriate. greatauntoftriplets Feb 22 #3
Looks like they used up all the gold lame for the White House drapes. sop Feb 22 #5
The woman has no taste Grim Chieftain Feb 22 #6
I call it irrelevant NoRethugFriends Feb 22 #7
Bespoke BDSM trashion Wicked Blue Feb 22 #8
My first thought was "da fck"... wcmagumba Feb 22 #9
Ummmm, tin foil pants for the Gov's dinner and Polly Hennessey Feb 22 #10
You ever heard of "tin pants"? jmowreader Feb 22 #14
Hideous jmowreader Feb 22 #11
Finally a good comparison. efhmc Feb 22 #21
In honor of her Epstein legacy: Jeffrey Pop Pants Blue Owl Feb 22 #12
Thread Winner!!!!!!!!!! 3catwoman3 Feb 23 #36
Melania wants to become a billion dollar influencer. Irish_Dem Feb 22 #13
Who ordered the Russian whore burrito? blm Feb 22 #15
I'm happy to report some_of_us_are_sane Feb 22 #16
A blouse and pants is not right for a fancy dinner Sanity Claws Feb 22 #17
Looking to turn a trick? Bread and Circuses Feb 22 #18
Early 1970's ruzzian brothel "Chic",,,,,,,,,,,,,nt mitch96 Feb 22 #19
Pants for steam pipe lagging Norrrm Feb 22 #20
Gislane Maxwell style IbogaProject Feb 22 #22
I would call it "irrelevant." n/t Morbius Feb 22 #23
smelly old man needs to tuck his labia BEHIND the tie Kali Feb 22 #24
Well what i gotta say is i still hate her guts Trueblue1968 Feb 23 #25
Eurotrash kysrsoze Feb 23 #26
I think she has it ass backwards... FM123 Feb 23 #27
Cheap Figarosmom Feb 23 #28
Forward prostitute Aviation Pro Feb 23 #29
Baked potato iwillalwayswonderwhy Feb 23 #30
I call it "empty suit". She wants to be a fashion livetohike Feb 23 #31
Donnie said Curses! Foiled Again! 2MuchNoise Feb 23 #32
I think her style sucks PJMcK Feb 23 #33
Fine for a party or night out, but it seems too casual if the men are all wearing tuxes. tanyev Feb 23 #34
fireproof pants. surrealAmerican Feb 23 #35
The best description I read of the black and white dress likened it to a page... 3catwoman3 Feb 23 #37
How much is she charging us to appear with him? It's why I call her "Pay per view" Melania. CTyankee Feb 23 #38
Recycled Jiffy Pop foil. Sogo Feb 23 #39
The Erika Kirk look womanofthehills Feb 23 #40
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