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MIButterfly

(3,090 posts) Tue Apr 7, 2026, 04:31 PM Apr 7

I was looking up what time the Cubs game is on today [View all]

and, of course, there are several lists of questions relating to the topic you're looking up and one question was "How much do umpires get laid?"

Even though it said laid, the answers correctly referred to how much they get paid. I was a little disappointed. You never know when "how much do umpires get laid?" will come up in casual conversation.

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I was looking up what time the Cubs game is on today [View all] MIButterfly Apr 7 OP

It strikes me ... lpbk2713 Apr 7 #1

Fair statement. Harker Apr 7 #2

LOL! MIButterfly Apr 7 #5

I guess a lot of questions fall under the topic of bats and balls. MLAA Apr 7 #3

Kurt Russell told a story on old Letterman about his days in the minors underpants Apr 7 #4